ninjitis

An STI that slowly overtakes all brain function and at the same tame amplifies many specific brain waves. These brain waves increase hand eye coordination, motor function, reaction time, and overall lethality. Through lab testing this dreaded infection has proven to leave the afflicted with an overwhelming desire to hide in shadows while wearing all black. The disease was named "ninjitis" because in extreme cases the afflicted have been left with an additional need of seeking training and becoming a full ninja.

I think Kyle has ninjitis. I never see him anymore and he's always wearing black.

by blizzard55555 July 30, 2009

ninjitis

A viral infection transmitted by Ninjas and Ninjinas. Unknown in origin, this mysterious disease will be around just as long as those damn lazy ninjas

that ninja snuffed my duff now i have to get two shots in my throat every day to keep my ninjitis at bay

by bob hastills October 10, 2005

Ninjitous

what someone has when they are obsessed with ninjas and everything they say has to do with ninjas

Guy: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ME: It's the laughter ninjas kicking you in the face
Guy: dude you have a serious case of ninjitous

by CarbonTheory June 10, 2009

Nirjit

Really lovely person and also really charismatic. Some girls don’t get Into him but they regret after. If he loves you and you love him back then fun things in life happen also works hard if he wants something.

Omg nirjit is soo lovely

by Grace avanta March 25, 2019

Nigjitsu

Nigjitsu is a fighting style originating in Compton CA.. it is the ability to whoop ass one handed while simultaneously eating fried chicken and smoking Newports.

Did you see Tyrone use nigjitsu on that nigga??!! Whopped his ass while eating fried Chicken!!!

by Baby buffalo March 17, 2020

Ninjitsu

“To fold a shirt while a person is still in it”

“I’m going to ninjitsu Yo ass”

by Smickle pickle July 10, 2020

Nijita

Beautiful, unique one of a kind .

Nijita is a very cultivating person.

by anonymous November 24, 2021