Ninjasex

n. The act of having sex in a public location with the risk of being caught, but always escaping quickly and silently before capture or discovery, much like a ninja.

Ex: "The cops almost caught us having Ninjasex in the park, but we got away just in time."

by deadly.nightshade October 9, 2008

ninjasexualise

liberating yourself from reality in honour of somthing ninjasexual

to drop trou in front of somthing ninjasexual... just so u can reveal yourself to the world in that one split second of awesomeness

bowing down to somthing ninjasexual

acknowledging your insignificance in the presecne of somthing ninjasexual, for the greater good

dude check out chris, he just totally ninjasexualised that coffee machine

haha check out katey, dude she just totally ninjasexualised that billboard

dude that shit is whack, im so gonna ninjasexualise all over it

by jbyeats3million July 27, 2009

Ninjate

The only being which can put an end to the extremely shit, unfunny and homicide-inducing 'debate' over who is better: Pirates or Ninjas.

Kid 1: "pir8s r betta dan ninjas"

Kid 2: "no wai! pir8s suk!"

Ninjate: "Noone cares, go home.

by gabe121212 February 1, 2008

Ninjaturtling

To partake in ninja training while under the influence of LSD.

"Hey guys wanna drop some acid and go ninjaturtling in the desert tonight?" "I ninjaturtled so hard yesterday!"

by haileyleeleelee June 25, 2015

ninjasexual

somthing so whacked-out and awesome, its beyond words...

things that are awesome
things that make u cream jeans
things that wow you

things that make you want to drop trou in front of them... just so u can reveal yourself to the world in that one split second of awesomness

dude, that table is sooo ninjasexual

haha dude, check out chris, he just totally ninjasexualised that coffee maker

by jbyeats3million July 27, 2009

ninjatastic

combination of ninja, and fantastic. used to describe things that are, well, ninjatastic.

dude, my car is completely ninjatastic.

by Mechanic June 26, 2004

Ninja-Text

(n.) 1. a text message that is received by your phone without an alarm to alert you of it's presence.
2. a shocking message that can cause (possibly, but not limited to) heart attack, comatose, anaphylactic shock, or otherwise any bodily malfunction that could kill somebody after reading it.

1. Jill is mad at me because i received a Ninja-Text from her asking me to go to prom, i didnt get an alert so i didn't reply.
2. Stephen went into cardiac arrest after reading that both of his parents were killed in a car accident.

by Shibblleeee December 8, 2011