Ninja Fucking

To fornicate a person, or being, without them knowing or noticing; Also slang for succesfully using the "date rape drug"

Example 1
Ninja Fucker: "That blind girl had a nice rack last night huh"

Random guy: "Word."

Ninja Fucker: "I ninja fucked the shit out of here"

Example 2

Girl 1: "Don't go to any parties at Will's house'

Girl 2: "Why not?"

Girl 1: "I heard Amanda got straight ninja fucked over there"

Example 3

Smoov-e: "I'm a Ninja Fucking master"

by DroBot January 14, 2011

ninja fucking unicorn

boy who has a large pimple on his ear that is like the rainbow, and has 2 small polka dots on the inside on them. this pimple dangles down to his balls. they make his balls smell like dirty spider webs. that are like the rainbow :) and when you run into a wall you turn into a ninja but can change to the colors of its soroundings and when you hit some one they turn pink and puff away into a booby. and if some one happens to take you to the hospital just say, a panda bit my nose off. and then give them the evil hamster in your pocket and say its a gift from budah, and then on your way home be sure to ride your elephant to Target for a box of tampons so you can give his boyfriend a dirty qujuan and then run off to your mexican lover in japan.to save him frooooooom godzilla!!!!!!!!!!

boy: man my pimple just grows by the minute!

girl: omg! was that a panda that just bit your nose!?

boy: ahhh take me to the hospital!

girl: did you give the nice man your evil hamster you got from budha?

boy: ya but i cant find my elephant......

girl: well you bes get yer lazy ass up an find it cuz i got a suprise for you.

...LATER...

boy: okay i found it.

....WHAM!.....

boy: eww what the fuck wass that?!

girl: thatd be a dirty qujuan well i gotta go and save my mexican lover in japan from godzilla now

..ring..ring..

boys lover: godzilla no!!!!!

godzilla:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

girl and mexican lover: nooo dont eat us!!!!!

boy: hahaha damn that sucks.

BAM a ninja fucking unicorn was born

by hungry hippo and prego bitch June 5, 2011

ninja fucker

A person who like to have sex with ninjas. Most of them are homosexual men from Polan.

Look at that polak nigga having sex with a ninja. what a ninja fucker!

by Jay Dizzle March 16, 2005

Ninja Fucked

Meaning to rape.

I ninja fucked that bitch last night thanks to some pills I slipped in her drink.

by Ninjaassfucked February 18, 2019

Ninja belly button fucker

When a guy of big size stuffs it in your bellybutton when you least expect it

omg i was expeting it in my pussy but this ninja belly button fucker stuck it in my bellybutton

by yourmother2323465 February 24, 2010

Fuckin Ninja

An exclamtion used upon completion of a particulary skillful or stealthy activity.

Paul "Dude! How did you manage to sneak past those cops?"

Greg "FUCKIN NINJA!"

by Thuggernaught November 10, 2009

A Fucking Ninja

the act of someone being a ninja and is really good at it

Josh: how did you do that ?
mitchell: cos i'm "A Fucking Ninja"

by mytch May 5, 2007