After a long night of drinking, and you wake up and feel pretty good. And slowly the worst fucking hangover ever ruins your life!!! I might be dieing!!!
by Nat the ripper, and the toots. May 12, 2018
Get the Chinese Nightstand mug.1. Boots that would look at home near a nightstand, amid a pile of clothes, next to a bed occupied by the owners of the aforementioned clothes.
2. Boots that a sexually promiscuous woman would wear.
2. Boots that a sexually promiscuous woman would wear.
"Damn girl, those are nightstand boots if I ever saw them."
Stacy: "Oh my god did you see her boots?"
Gwen: "Oh my god, TOTAL nightstand boots."
Stacy: "Oh my god did you see her boots?"
Gwen: "Oh my god, TOTAL nightstand boots."
by Drecid December 28, 2013
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Nightstanding is a sexual act that takes place in a bedroom that has ample space for “activities”. One person leaps from atop a nightstand aiming for vaginal or anal insertion with their penis or strap-on. This can only be done in missionary or doggystyle position. Any other position may lead to serious injury or impalement.
Nightstanding can occur with multiple combinations of participants, thus requiring the use of two nightstands. This is referred to as Double-Nightstanding. It is suggested that a king bed be used when performing the double-nightstand technique.
Nightstand(ing/s) can also be used as a code word when referencing any sexual act or activity.
Nightstanding can occur with multiple combinations of participants, thus requiring the use of two nightstands. This is referred to as Double-Nightstanding. It is suggested that a king bed be used when performing the double-nightstand technique.
Nightstand(ing/s) can also be used as a code word when referencing any sexual act or activity.
“(Naomi) If we get a king bed there would be no room for activities. (Sylvio) I think you mean there wouldn’t be any more room for nightstands. (Dwayne) Wait a minute, don’t you mean Nightstanding?”
by RedBeardedDragon May 25, 2021
Get the nightstanding mug.Two nightstand: (v.) when you fly to Philly, rent an Airbnb, sleep with a guy named Tristan for two days then come home to your husband never to speak of the situation again.
by T1212 July 6, 2019
Get the Two nightstand mug.The mistress of Artemis, the god of the hunt. Daughter of Atlas (father) and Pleione (mother), she was in the hunt for thousands of years and was immortal. She never stopped fighting in the hunt until the end, until she was killed by her father, Atlas, in a fight.
"The stars. I can see the stars again my lady."-Zoë nightshade
"Tell the stars I said hello"-Bob the titan
"Tell the stars I said hello"-Bob the titan
by I am the mother of dragons July 15, 2018
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I wear my nightshades at night so I can so I can...
I wear my nightshades at night so I can so I can...
by masochistmonkeyjoe June 15, 2011
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(1) A good, happy, peaceful dream
(2) An exceptionally virile and energetic dude who literally wants to "do it till dawn".
(1) A good, happy, peaceful dream
(2) An exceptionally virile and energetic dude who literally wants to "do it till dawn".
I never understood why bad dreams were called nightMARES and good dreams are nightSTALLIONS... in the stock-breeding world, we all know that mares are much easier to saddle-break than stallions, so why give "da ladies" such a bad rap??
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
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