Newborn Feast

When a woman is having a baby and you eat her out

My babies coming! Newborn feast time baby eat me

by Grahm Salsbury September 6, 2009

Newborn Swag

The atmosphere some are born with that emits a radiant vibe of respect and coolness; usually marks the destiny of a great leader and/or an individual who is an all-around winner in life

1st Shepherd: "Hey Thaddeus, did you hear about the kid Mary and Joseph just had?"

2nd Shepherd: "Yeah, he has a certain newborn swag about him; he's going places."

by ProfOak63 March 2, 2010

newborn kitten

When you ejaculate on your partners eyes while he or she is sleeping, causing their eyes to be crusted shut in the morning. Resembling a newborn kitten, confused and lost in a new, terrifying world.

"I was late for work today because Chad gave me a Newborn Kitten last night."

by KRiver February 6, 2015

Newborn Hatian

When you take a hot shit and even though it's your own work it makes you want to choke.

Man, I had a Newborn Hatian this morning. It stunk so bad I almost threw up!

by miggelzworth October 19, 2010

newborn baby

Relating to the stationary position of a person who has been violently murdered; a person who has been brutalized in a gang fight.

Damn son, I found this nigga layed out like a newborn baby on 71st.

by J-Qwon November 25, 2007

Newborn kiss

The touching of the head of an adults' penis to the head of a fetus inside a pregnant women's body.

Sam was fucking that pregnant women so hard he gave the women a newborn kiss.

by king_brick December 15, 2014

Newborn Twins

When two dudes suck individually on one girl's breast at the same time. One on each breast, similar to newborn twins.

Dude 1: Man, Kyle and Marcus were newborn twins on that chick with huge tits at the party.
Dude 2: That's wild!

by captainng January 6, 2017