New Year's Resolution 

A reachable goal that you don't bother to reach

Friend #1: Why didn't you stop overeating?
Friend #2: It was a new year's resolution

New Year's Resolution by kittycatgirl99 December 29, 2014

New Year's Resolution 

Something that you decide to do for an entire year starting on January 1st but end up failing after a month.

My new year's resolution is not to swear the fuck again.

New Year's Resolution by big hm December 27, 2022

new year's re-resolution 

A new year's resolution that has been broken, then re-resolutioned.

I made a new year's resolution to not eat chocolate, but I got chocolate for Valentine's Day and I ate it, so a couple of days later I made a new year's re-resolution to not eat chocolate.

new year's re-resolution by Snazzy Campbell December 14, 2008

New Year's Re-resolution 

A previous year's New Year's resolution that went unachieved, and has thus been added to this year's list of resolutions.

Guy #1: Looks like you never did lose that 20 lbs you said you were going to lose last year.

Guy #2: Yeah, I'll have to make that one of my New Year's re-resolutions.

New Year's Re-resolution by oldmanb79 December 29, 2009

New Years Resolution 

The things you promise your self you will do over the year, but quit after the first 2 weeks.

Bob's New Years Resolution was to lose 30 pounds. But bob says a lot of things.

New Years Resolution by ninjajohn93 January 1, 2009

New Years Resolution Resolution 

What happens when you find that you New Years resolution is out of reach and you quickly change it to avoid disappointment and self loathing.

Jerry: I want to lose 50 pounds by Febuary.

Kerry: You might want to consider a New Years resolution resolution.

New Years Resolution Resolution by CITR96 December 26, 2010

New Years Resolutionaries

A person that only goes to the gym in the 4 week period after January 1st. They tend to be fat and hog all of the machines. They quit working out at the rate of 25% per week. A small percentage will show up 1 week before spring break to do curls and crunches.

I couldn't get on a bench press because there was a line of three New Years Resolutionaries

New Years Resolutionaries by fightthepower January 5, 2010