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ramsey New Jersey

A place where the rich boys and flat semi thic girls spend there time in town outside of Walgreens and a Facebook account called Ramsey moms post about them. They use the “vape” and ride around town on there their bikes. At night they hangout at the high school and hook up. The boys are usually all hot and the girls are try hard to be thic and all are flat like paper.
by Phil from Walgreens November 8, 2018
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New Jersey

NJ is summed up in this quote.

"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."

~author unknown
The writers of Harold and Kumar go to White Castle were from Randolph, a stereotypical suburban New Jersey town.
by Angry_Asian_Girl November 21, 2004
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New Jersey K-Turn

Also known as a New Jersey U-Turn. When a driver enters a 4-way intersection, turns around in the middle, and heads in another direction. Usually results in an accident.
"Devin almost killed me the other day when he decided to pull a New Jersey K-Turn."
by P Banger November 3, 2009
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New Jersey Morning

The phenomenon of waking in an inebriated or crapulent state, arguing with one’s significant other, and then leaving one’s home to go directly to a bar.
How are you already so drunk? It’s only noon!”

“I had a New Jersey Morning.”
by Dr. Donezo March 3, 2019
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clark new jersey

also known as clarkkk or klu klux klark due to all the racists. some good people but they’re usually the ones trying to leave town. high school sucks, people are mean, and no actual down town area. 1/10 don’t move here
“i never drive through clark new jersey because i know i’ll get pulled over just for not being white”

what are you doing in clark? you’re colored.”
by dumb bitch energy June 1, 2020
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New Jersey Slide

A very quick change of two or more lanes on the highway, generally causing severe body roll to a car.
Your going to need to do a mean New Jersey Slide to get off at this exit.
by Bob Growler January 1, 2009
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New Jersey Blast

When your driving in Manhatten and a New jersey driver is in front of you, driving like a women and you blow your horn at him
This New Jersian ass in front of me was driving 5mph so i gave him a New Jersey Blast
by Gimaf October 29, 2012
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