Oneversation

When a man talks solely about himself while out on a date with a woman, he doesn’t ask any questions and makes no leads to allow the woman to express her opinion.

The date ended in total disappointment as Barry proceeded to have a oneversation all evening.

by Purple Polly September 17, 2010

Nonversation

A conversation where tons is said but no one actually speaks.

"I had and awesome goodbye with Travis yesterday. He gave me his computer and then we had one of those good solid man moment where everything gets said but no one's talking. I call it a nonversation."
-Bobby from Cougar Town

by Lenny24 October 1, 2010

Nonversation

A nonversation is simply a conversation with someone who you do not wish to talk with, therefore using as many one word answers as possible, hoping that they get the hint.

Librarian: So hav you read many books this year?
Schoolboy: Uhmm....No
Librarian: Oh...did you at least finish that book set for your school project?
Schoolboy: Ye
Librarian: Did it take you long?
Schoolboy: about a week......i gtg (runs really fast in opposite direction)

Schoolboy: Man...that was the worst nonversation i evr had!
Friend: Really i find the librarian really nice to talk with
(all other kids stare)

by George_ME January 20, 2008

Nodversation

A one-sided conversation in which one party wishes the other to smile and nod, but not to bother contributing anything more substantial than the occasion "uh huh" or "really." The speaking party might as well be conversing with a pole or trash bin, but likes the reassurance of the presence of a breathing organism Similar to a nonversation, it is a conversation that is not really going anywhere.

"That girl is so self-absorbed. Every time I see her, she tries to pull me into a nodversation, during which I am bombarded with the mundane drama of her not-so-interesting dating life."

by knitswithrocks October 1, 2010

neverlutionary

A neverlutionary is an individual (typically a Black male) activist type who portrays him or herself as being pro-Black, militant, "woke," or "conscious," and regularly babbles on and on with about White supremacy, White privilege, and systemic racism. Neverlutionaries constantly talk about "building" and dismantling White supremacy, but never build anything tangible for Black people and never take any meaningful action to dismantle White supremacy. Neverlutionaries claim that they want equality and power for Black people, but their actions and rhetoric shows that they just want Black men to be equal to White men, and for Black men to rule over Black women in some kind of Black patriarchy. They refer to Black women as "queens" but treat Black women as anything but. They view Black women as inferior, lesser beings, mules, battering rams, sex objects, and baby making machines for their race war against White supremacy. They have an uncanny ability to link all problems in the Black community to White supremacy, feminism, and Black women, and seem to think that Black patriarchy is the solution to Black people's ills. Neverlutionaries tend to be single and use Black women for sex, but hypocritically condemn Black single mothers and pretend to value Black marriages while evading marriage and staunchly opposing interracial marriage for Black women. They are a part of an imaginary "revolution" which will never happen...hence the reason why they are called NEVERlutionaries.

In the mind of a neverlutionary, the academic success and career gains of Black women are a White supremacist conspiracy to "pit Black women against Black men" and "keep the poor Black man down."

by Diamond Rifle November 1, 2018

nonversation

A word used in the presence of others in reference to a conversation which you either will not or can not admit ever occurred.

Commonly used in written form (email), but occasionally used in a conversation.

Hey Joe, I was thinking about our nonversation on the train last night. Your're right Jim is a clown.

by Grizzly Adamz March 27, 2009

nonversation

A late night conversation without any purpose.

Monica almost fell asleep during our nonversation last night.

Mike has to stop wasting all of his time with those nonversations.

by M&MM June 11, 2008