Neptune

A fucking planet

Neptune is a planet

by EATMYSHARTS October 30, 2019

Sweet Neptune

Sweet Neptune is another way of saying "oh my god" , "holy cow" , "oh my lord"

Neptune can also be used alone and it can mean: "being shocked", "being disturbed" or "suprised".

"SWEET NEPTUNE THAT SOUNDED WRONG!"

"OH MY NEPTUNE..."

"neptune no"

"MERCIFUL NEPTUNE" (sub for holy cow.)

by chingandchang November 15, 2016

pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder

pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder is cocaine.

pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder is also known as the Secret formula

by Fuck you 46893134789076421 August 16, 2019

neptunes kiss

the name given to the water/piss splash which wets ones bottom when excreting a particularly heavy shit when sat on the toilet

i was a victim of neptune's kiss after having a shit

by cunningstunt June 11, 2004

Neptune’s Poseidon Powder

Cocaine
Krabby Patty secret formula

Put some Neptune’s Poseidon Powder in the patty.

by TheEmperorOfLightSLO January 15, 2019

Neptune's beard

A way to say 'Fuckin' A' without saying 'fuck'.

Q: "Did the Steelers win yesterday?"
A: "Neptune's beard! They crushed those Ravens!"

by HawaiiThad June 4, 2015

Neptune Hammer

Noun: A gentleman's phallus.

I crashed my bike today and smashed my neptune hammer on the frame.

by Farge befflenerp October 25, 2009