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Neptune

Neptune is a planet
by EATMYSHARTS October 30, 2019
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Sweet Neptune

Sweet Neptune is another way of saying "oh my god" , "holy cow" , "oh my lord"

Neptune can also be used alone and it can mean: "being shocked", "being disturbed" or "suprised".
"SWEET NEPTUNE THAT SOUNDED WRONG!"

"OH MY NEPTUNE..."

"neptune no"

"MERCIFUL NEPTUNE" (sub for holy cow.)
by chingandchang November 15, 2016
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neptunes kiss

the name given to the water/piss splash which wets ones bottom when excreting a particularly heavy shit when sat on the toilet
i was a victim of neptune's kiss after having a shit
by cunningstunt June 11, 2004
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Neptune’s Poseidon Powder

Put some Neptune’s Poseidon Powder in the patty.
by TheEmperorOfLightSLO January 15, 2019
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Neptune's beard

A way to say 'Fuckin' A' without saying 'fuck'.
Q: "Did the Steelers win yesterday?"
A: "Neptune's beard! They crushed those Ravens!"
by HawaiiThad June 4, 2015
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Neptune Hammer

I crashed my bike today and smashed my neptune hammer on the frame.
by Farge befflenerp October 25, 2009
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