Nematode 

A small, multi-cellular organism that eats and shits out of both it’s mouth and it’s anus. Thus “nematode” is an insult for a person who is profoundly idiotic; a person that a) everything that comes out of their mouth is utter bullshit or b) talks out their ass or c) both.

You’re gonna wave the flag of the losing side of a treasonous war and call it patriotic? That’s pretty fucking stupid, you nematode headass.

Nematode by AP17 June 14, 2020

Insipid Nematode 

A tasteless worm that cannot do anything and is absolutely a useless human

Origin: it came to a small person in a dream

Get up you insipid nematode, look what you did to my precious gloves.

Insipid Nematode by captain_is_king June 13, 2018

parasitic nematode 

Insect parasitic nematodes are small, round worms that complete part of their life cycle in insects. Several species can kill insects in this process, and some are marketed as a biological control agent.

The use of insect parasitic nematodes to control soil insects, including many turfgrass and Garden pests, has received increased attention in recent years. insect parasitic nematodes are also know as predator nematodes, beneficial nematodes or entomogenous nematodes. They are sold under such trade names as BioSafe, BioVector, Scanmask, Exhibit, Oti-Nem, and Guardian.

i used a parasitic nematode rinse on the soil to get rid of a pest infestation.

parasitic nematode by undernoticed October 26, 2009

Nematodirus helvetianus

A parasite. In Norwegian the word means "hell in anus". Not much is know about this parasite among most people, but the name indicate that it is pain full to have in the anal parts.

Man: I think i have Nematodirus helvetianus, cos my anal parts hurtig like hell. Doctor : nono it is just the good old hemoroids. Man: i just want you to inspect my ass with one of your pianofingers, sir. Is that too much to ask for?

Woman : i would like to have analsex tonight, sir. Man: i have an infection of nematodirus helvetianus on my genitals. Woman : neeeeeext.

Nematodirus helvetianus by Nematodirus helvetianus June 5, 2015

nemotode 

an amphibian quite like the lizard

Ewww did you see that girl's face? She totally looked like a nemotode!

nemotode by BeccaW March 4, 2007

nematoding 

when bitches be like jumping from man to man at the same time

nikki be nematoding. john: thirsty, thirsty, thirsty. john is she still doing it. john: still thirsty still thirsty

nematoding by hung lo December 8, 2013