The Neighbors Kid

Someone who is beyond human comprehension, he typically does weird things and has no soul. He do not feel pain, and can hold up to 36 eggs in each cheek. He is capable of lifting horse with one hand, as well as running 43 MPH. He can eat up to 6 cats in one sitting. If you see him staring at you, it is already to late. You will probably be locked in his sex dungeon under is bed for eternity.

Mom: "You should go and play with The Neighbors Kid!"

Any Logical Person:"Fuck no! I'd rather live!"

by Kyle11480 November 21, 2019

waking the neighbors

a crude way of saying having sex; referring to the volume of the moans and groans coming

When she started going down on me, I knew we would soon be waking the neighbors.

by Samuel is not my name... June 10, 2009

Redneck Neighbors

A message from a higher power that you're on the shitlist. Redneck neighbors are like a plague: widespread and difficult to get rid of. Once the neighborhood is infected, they import their friends and relatives as well. They are renters, never homeowners. They are either morbidly obese or stick figure thin - there is no in between. They either have few teeth or a set of greenish brown ones. Redneck neighbors drive 25+ year old vehicles that are cars and trucks in the technical sense, most held together with coat hanger wire and bondo and have no mufflers. They work on these things daily. They keep herds of large, thin mangy dogs which are often confused with their kids. They sit on the porch talking loudly and drinking some sort of distiller liquid and cheap ass beer 24/7. They keep the tobacco industry in business. They put out mismatched plastic urns filled with random plastic flowers that blow all over neighboring yards. They are always seen at neighborhood yard sales. The police/sheriff visits at least twice a week and child service workers lurk monthly. it takes a landlord months to get them out of the property, at which time they must torch it or demo it because of uninhabitable condition. The evicted rednecks proceed to move in next door with their relatives so it's really a vicious circle. They make a great pilot for a TV reality show.

Redneck neighbors are like herpes - if you get it you never get rid of it.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

Intimate Neighbors

Two neighbors who are having a sexually and romantic fling.

We're Intimate Neighbors Amanda! Shall we eat out or shall I eat you out Amanda?

by Peiter January 21, 2009

turdball neighbors

Neighbors who are the worst, most horrific nightmare people you have ever been forced to live next door to.

Here comes our turdball neighbors in their hellishly loud vehicle, watch them park and try to roll themselves, totally tanked, out of the car while they argue over which one is gonna fuck someone else while the other is at work!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

shitty neighbors

They bring down the entire neighborhood with their presence. They harass, intimidate, and threaten those who were here before them. They sell drugs, lie, vandalize, and steal all while raising disrespectful little, shit kids.

The female is usually fat, with glasses, and a new hair color every other week, coated in grease.

The male is usually scrawny, bug-eyed, belligerent and assholish while slanging sandwiches at Subway, or stocking canned goods at a Walmart.

Isn't that Michael Damien, and Chrystal Marie over there?

Nah. Those are just my shitty neighbors.

by Fingergunyourself March 22, 2019

criss cross neighbors sauce

When, in the event of two different pearlers, each of two blunts gets passed to the other roller first in rotation. This way, whoever else is twistin' also gets neighbors on whatever else was pearled, after they spark.

Horation Sanz: Mine is almost done, criss cross neighbors sauce?

Jay Sizzle: For shooo after I finish you got neighbs

by Horatio Sanz May 23, 2009