Needle

To tease someone to try to get a reaction or annoy the person.
A popular poker term to get someone to tilt

The whole table needle(d) Phil until he finally cracked and went on tilt.

by Andre Gonzales (PH) December 09, 2015

needle

A piece of poop that is too small to spread the anus and come out, so it stays inside, hardens, and proceeds to poke the inside of one's anus (like a needle) until a larger log comes along to clear the tract.

I've had a needle poking me all night, but I couldn't get it out when I tried to shit.

by Anita Kakenmee September 07, 2008

needle

A deregatory term used to imply a lack of genital size in the pants.

syn. Pencil dick

You have a real needle.

by rimmer January 22, 2003

Needles

Deragatory remark reffering to a New Jersey resident while out of state. Most commonly used by central Pennsylvanian folk who are employed at auto parts stores.

Yo Needles, line 2...

by Chris#2 August 10, 2008

needle

noun: conveys annoyance (with someone) as in:

"I've got the needle with Steve" = "I'm really annoyed with Steve"

OR

"Steve's given me the needle" = "Steve's really annoyed me"

Alternatively: "I've got a bone to pick with you = "You've given me the needle (about something); "You've given me the needle = "You've given me the hump (, I don't want to talk to you, now piss off!)

Example:
"I've got the right needle with Geoff. He's only gawn (=gone) 'n' scratched the paintwork on my old man's Merc."

by Ja-' Chri-' UK April 18, 2006

needle

Sticking your dong where it don't belong.

Did you hear about Jerry? He died because he tried to have sex with an electrical outlet.

by Dontavius December 13, 2004

the needle

to give someone "the needle", insulting and teasing someone which results in the person becoming irate and/or defensive, thus the person would have "the needle"

can be used with certain words to emphasise the effect of "the needle"
eg: triple needle
quad neelde
right needle

"dont get the needle with me pal"
"you've got the riiiiggght needle"
"ooh noo, charlie's got the neeedddle!"

by Donnie onetime April 24, 2004