Needlespeak

When someone is speaking in a manner that is beyond a normal person's understanding.

I don't get what Jeremy is saying because he insists on using Needlespeak to make me feel stupid.

by ReniadelNile March 11, 2010

needless markups

Slang for the department store Neiman Marcus

Why go to to Bloomingdale's, when you can go to Needless Markups & pay double the price, for the same pair of Billy's!!

by Broke as a Joke December 30, 2008

pissing needles

Having Gonorrhea , referring to the stinging sensation experienced by the proud owners of a gorgeous case of Clap while urinating.
Variant: pissing pins and needles. This is centuries old slang.

- Sgt. Guarnere, did you keep any morphine?
- No. Doc, I gotta talk to you.
- How's that leg?
- Forget the leg, I'm pissing needles.
- Later.

(Band of Brothers, episode 6)

by Pippo Spano October 11, 2018

on pins and needles

waiting for something very anxiously.

I was on pins and needles when I was waiting to go to Disneyworld.

by Mian Hu January 11, 2009

Fart Needles

The pain when you fart and it stings real bad.

(Tom) What's wrong with you? (Bob) I got the fart needles again.

by Tahiti Slim March 30, 2015

My eyes! They feel like needles!

What one screams in agony when one's eyes feel like needles.

Often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can't help but scream in pain.

Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.

by PaperMachete October 26, 2005

1 man 2 needles

1 man 2 needles

A video continuing from the internet shock sites (such as 1 man 1 jar and 2 girls 1 cup) which involves 1 man sticking 2 needles in his scrotum.

This video is no longer available but if you research 1 man 2 needles you will find a man who has injected silicone into his balls for 6 years and his balls are the size of coconuts.

I have heard about the original 1 man 2 needles video but I can't watch it as it's no longer available.

by Prostate Exam May 28, 2014