Talkative, self-important nerdy men (usually age 30 and up) who, through an inability to properly decode social cues, mistake others' strained tolerance of their blather for evidence of their own charm.
by maladiciones August 3, 2010
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Living solely off of cheese pizza and dynamite, the neckbear lies dormant throughout the day. As dusk approaches, the neckbear pairs with it's companion, wreaking havoc upon all that dare step in their way, mainly due to an undefined man-bulge that penetrates the rear of the victim.
Living solely off of cheese pizza and dynamite, the neckbear lies dormant throughout the day. As dusk approaches, the neckbear pairs with it's companion, wreaking havoc upon all that dare step in their way, mainly due to an undefined man-bulge that penetrates the rear of the victim.
With Companion:
"Team Neckbear really cleaned house tonight."
Without Companion:
"The Neckbear raped."
"Team Neckbear really cleaned house tonight."
Without Companion:
"The Neckbear raped."
by Cooter Friggins September 20, 2012
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by P3RX April 3, 2009
Get the Necrobeastiality mug.Any human who regularly wears:
A pinstriped fedora
T-shirts with strange metallic looking mid 2000's middle schooler student's idea of a tattoo designs
In-congruently flashy metal jewelry
Interests include My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, katanas, unrequited affection
Will refer to others as sir/madam/m'lady/sire/miss/overly formal honorifics
Frequently use the word "shall"
Many profile pictures poorly photoshopped to change eye color and background to look more "demonic"
Does not necessarily have to have a beard or any facial hair, though it is typical.
A pinstriped fedora
T-shirts with strange metallic looking mid 2000's middle schooler student's idea of a tattoo designs
In-congruently flashy metal jewelry
Interests include My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, katanas, unrequited affection
Will refer to others as sir/madam/m'lady/sire/miss/overly formal honorifics
Frequently use the word "shall"
Many profile pictures poorly photoshopped to change eye color and background to look more "demonic"
Does not necessarily have to have a beard or any facial hair, though it is typical.
Janet:
He's definitely nice, but his fedora and pony collection lead me to believe he may be a neckbeard.
Should I be concerned?
Brad: Oh, not really. He's harmless, but he might cry and make you feel guilty when you won't touch him.
He's definitely nice, but his fedora and pony collection lead me to believe he may be a neckbeard.
Should I be concerned?
Brad: Oh, not really. He's harmless, but he might cry and make you feel guilty when you won't touch him.
by spaceboy33 May 29, 2016
Get the Neckbeard mug.Something a person does while sitting in a corner dive bar, probably leaning on an old Jukebox playing indie music or a hipster easel made of repurposed burlap, while watching well-groomed men attempting to pick up opulent females. The action requires a lean just enough to offset one's balance while simultaneously billowing out the stomach for what appears to be the preparation of a boisterous laugh, but instead ends in a silent chuckling motion with a horizontally-facing fist to the mouth.
I went to the corner dive trying to snag some local talent, but some well-composed douche in the corner threw me off with his super distracting neckbeard chuckle.
by msacco February 9, 2021
Get the Neckbeard Chuckle mug.Necroxenaracnapedaphiliac..whats that? Well it's when you walk in on someone having sex with a dead baby spider alien...and you can't help but run.
by Cira-San December 9, 2008
Get the Necroxenaracnapedaphiliac mug.is the act of having sexual intercourse with a dead burning animal. who the fuck thinks up this shit.....? what is even more disturbing is that 5 people in NSW history have been convited for this illegal act. what the fuck, is it that hard to go out and get a blow-up doll...
back in the late 60's billy was into a bit of pyro-necrobeastiality and was subsequently convicted for this illegal act. Fucker!!!
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