neglectolator

Any baby-containing device marketed to the masses with the purpose of containing a human infant, usually in developmentally unnatural positions, for the convenience of adults. The amount of time spent in neglectolators restricts the human infant's ability to develop his or her motor skills, and interferes with the ability to develop concentration and the will. Examples of neglectolators include walkers, "exersaucers", jumpers, cribs, strollers, and high chairs. Also, a car seat is considered a neglectolator when it is used in any place besides an automobile.

New Mom #1: "Oh my god, that is the nicest $3000 crib ever! You are soooo lucky to have such generous in-laws!"

New Mom #2: "I know! I love it! I let Gwenivere spend almost every waking moment in her crib, except when I feed her!"

Dr. Mac, walking by: "Total neglectolator. See you in 5 years for her first Adderall script yo."

by Drs. Heather and McNamara July 2, 2011

Damien Nagle

A famous bagel store owner in Madagascar.

Come on guys, let's go to Damien Nagle's Bagles!

by Samuel Tang May 2, 2009

Bubble wrap neglect

when some one throws away bubble wrap with out popping the bubbles.

lil jonny: dad what are you doing with the unpopped bubble wrap
Dad:why im throwing it away son.
lil jonny: but that is bubble wrap neglect

by britnayy January 20, 2007

neglect

To disregard or pay little attention to something

Sometimes she neglects doing her homework.

by Coolpro May 30, 2009

Window of Neglect

(idiom) -the digital preview or buffer of any form of realtime direct communication to an individual that gives them advanced knowledge of digital message without tripping any evidence (i.e. read receipts)that would prove the message was read by the receiving party, with this advanced info one can choose to either acknowledge and answer the text or blatantly ignore and deny that you were even aware of it existence thus free of blame.

-Technologically created space between a person and a digital message allowing the individual to side step its acknowledgement avoiding accountability by way of ignorance.

"The window of neglect will surely lead you to the hall of empty promises."

by DEADMEAT September 1, 2020

Neglect

A passive form of abuse in which the perpetrator is responsible to provide care for a victim who is unable to care for oneself, but fails to provide adequate care to meet the victim's needs, thereby resulting in the victim's demise.

Neglect may include failing to provide sufficient supervision, nourishment, medical care or other needs for which the victim is helpless to provide for him/her/itself. The victim may be a child, physically or mentally disabled adult, animal, plant, or inanimate object.

by Caddynigga April 11, 2010

neglexting

when someone fails to respond to a text message or series of text messages in an ample amount of time.

"I've sent her a few messages, but the bitch is neglexting me."

by Jimmy Tadeski January 14, 2008