Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters

Australian slang for masturbating. 'Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters' refers to a person's hand and when you 'have a date' with Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters you have a wank.

"I've gotta get home and see Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters"

by aneurysm1985 December 23, 2004

a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

1. n. a wank

You: I've got a date tonight!
Your mate: Yeah I heard! A date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters!

by Anonymous January 8, 2003

Mrs palmer and her 5 daughters

palmer is palm on hand and 5 daughters are fingers. wank off

i was with mrs palmer and her 5 daughters last night

by haha darrennnnnn October 18, 2008

Nighters

A one night stand, no real connections but just for fun..

Oi boys had a nighters with ‘paige’ the other night was better than expected.

by Troopii May 22, 2018

Laughtershock

The chuckles you experience after a funny event/image/thought has passed.

Person 1: He he...
Person 2: What are you laughing at?
Person 1: Something I saw this morning.
Person 2: Laughtershocks? Man, it must've been funny!

by UODuckman January 7, 2014

Job's Daughters

World's second best youth group only to DeMolay. Everyone who is not a Jobie should be jealous. Is a group for girls but the best of the best guys can join as a male representative.

Group whose members are called Jobies. They have the best times of their lives and learn how to become even more amazing at these events. They love to hang out with DeMolay boys.

Tom: Damn! That girl is hott!
Brad: Hey baby, (corny pick up line).
Lauren: Sorry but I'm in Job's Daughters and I date DeMolay boys.
Tom & Brad: Let's join DeMolay!

Mark: That girl is famous.
Beth: I know, it's cuz she was in Job's Daughters.

by Nathan (best bethel beau ever) August 1, 2008

Laughtershock

It's after shock but instead with laughter. When someone tells you something really funny and you think about It again later and you still laugh about it.

"Dude, Greg told me this really really funny joke and I still have laughtershock. I mean, he told me the joke over an hour ago and I am still laughing from it!"

by M. Ash March 17, 2006