Guy: hey you know what today is?
Girl: why day is it?
Guy: it’s national throw tall people day...
Girl: please don’t
Girl: why day is it?
Guy: it’s national throw tall people day...
Girl: please don’t
by Iamutterlyalone October 21, 2020
Held on October 20th, this is a holiday celebrating people under 5’4. As opposed to ‘Throw Short People’ Day, short people will therefore be superior to tall people, and will trip them. No permission needed.
by Leader of the Short People October 22, 2020
person1: “hey, it’s november 27th <3”
person 2: “okay, and?”
person 1: “national kick tall people day”
person 2: *runs*
person 2: “okay, and?”
person 1: “national kick tall people day”
person 2: *runs*
by therealdefintions October 4, 2022
Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5’4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller
by Poop_Snorkler October 20, 2021
A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.
by Chickenmann September 2, 2021
by Jollytherancher May 19, 2022
guy: hey you're so tall
girl: thanks
guy: btw today is national tall girl day!
girl: ouh really, thanks :)
girl: thanks
guy: btw today is national tall girl day!
girl: ouh really, thanks :)
by princejimin December 22, 2020