Narp

Weak and useless person

He scored a F in P.E so we called him a narp

by ASAPPPPPO March 22, 2017

Narp

Most common word used by the cartoon character Pinky (Of: Pinky and The Brain.)

Pinky: Narp! What are we going to do tommorrow night Brain?
Brain: Same thing we do every night Pinky. Try to take over the world!

by Breanna Kittson December 4, 2007

Narp

A note (most commonly on stringed instruments) that is neither natural nor sharp; it is always in between.

Grrr... You're always so narp when you play F#... Tune it up!

by Violin... October 11, 2012

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

NARPS

A Non-Athletic Regular Person. NARPS are commonly seen trying to perform rather easy or basic athletic tasks but failing miserably at them. Such tasks include gym class kickball, dodgeball, flag football, ultimate frisbee, beach volleyball, and swimming. On rare occasions however you will catch a NARP trying to perform mildly advance soccer trick known only as the jester. or a nerd. someone who is not athletic at all.

NARPS could be friends of basketball players who try to play basketball with them and fail miserably.

by kparian April 22, 2010

NARP

What my friend uses to explain any non varsity athlete at our school. Short for a Non Athletic Regular Peasant.

Athlete 1: Hey, did you talk to Sandra about the homework assignment?
Athlete 2: No I don't talk to NARPS

by Monkeyman 15515 November 7, 2017

NARP

Non Athletic Regular Person in regards to cadets at service academies who are not intercollegiate atheletes. Tend to be nerdy, uncoordinated and socially awkward

Wow that kid is such a NARP

by MALICIOUS C7 March 4, 2010