narcoleptic kleptomaniac

-The sleepless stealer. A person who only steals or is a theif at night just for the heck of it.

narcoleptic kleptomaniac- Ex: A sleep walker or someone who thinks they're "Cat Woman."

by Niqua @@ November 7, 2010

Narcolepic

When someone falls asleep in an extreme and entertaining situation.

Cindy was so sloshed after dinner that she b ecame narcolepic in the crowded restaurant.

by mrdax July 11, 2010

the narkoleptic

This a sexual trick a woman does when her boyfriend is an ass. The two are messing around when the girl starts to go down. She gets all into him and then puts it in her mouth. The guy is psyched that he thinks he's about to get head but the girl does nothing. she just stays there with his dick in her mouth and does nothing. This is also known as the "Klute"

"the dumb narkoleptic fell asleep on my dick."

by jane April 25, 2003

Narcolepticnymphomaniac

A rare medical disorder characterized by extended narcoleptic episodes during which the affected parties are susceptible to insatiable sexual desires and activity, but which the affected can neither control nor remember after said episode has subsided.

She thinks she's still a virgin because she's a Narcolepticnymphomaniac

by Socman September 2, 2009

narocoleptic

nar·co·lep·sy( P ) (närk-lps)
n. pl. nar·co·lep·sies

A disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable, though often brief, attacks of deep sleep, sometimes accompanied by paralysis and hallucinations.

charlie asked me if you were narcoleptic lol he told me something similar to that cause you just stopped talking all of a sudden and then started back up i guess you must have woken back up.

by special k89 November 6, 2004

narcoleptic

Someone prone to "narc-ing", AKA snitching. Can also be used to refer to someone that shies away from drugs.

1. Hey don't tell Billy about your weed stash, dude is real narcoleptic

2. Come on Stacy do this line with me, stop acting so narcoleptic

by BigDBilly420 February 18, 2020

orgasmically narcoleptic

Immediately after sexual climax, you fall asleep.

Guy: Oh baby I'm cumming!!!!....UUUuuugghhh.....*a second later*....zzzZZZzzz!!

Girl: Honey, wake up, let's cuddle. Why do you fall asleep like right after sex?

Guy: Huh? Oh babe, you know me. I bust and then I'm out (>_<).

Girl: *sigh* I'm trying to bask in the after-glow and Mr. Loverman is orgasmically narcoleptic.!

by I'm Mikey, I Rock!! November 14, 2011