Napkin

A piece of paper designed to assist people while eating. What many people with a lack of table manners don't seem to realize is that a napkin serves a purpose. The most important thing is so that people WILL STOP SUCKING (or licking) THEIR FINGERS WHEN THEY EAT!!!!

People who suck their fingers when they eat are gross. This is a very nasty habit. Not that they care of course.

by jonesy December 11, 2004

Napkin

Used to increase cellular data by a factor of 32 when placed on any cellphone or smartphone (preferably when wet)

I'm using a napkin to increase my data

by SaveYourUsername September 30, 2019

Napkin

Napkin is the perfect alternative for the infamous N word. For years people have been saying the N word under their breath, or saying ninja instead, well HR is onto that everyone.

Napkin is the best most politically correct solution to this timeless problem.

2 guys meet at the bar

"Man there sure are a bunch of n....."
"Napkins! There are a lot of Napkins in here"

"Napkin please"

by Tom mctommy Tom February 24, 2020

napkin

derived from the word blumpkin. The act of receiving head while taking a nap.

"After she gave me blumpkin I became tired and took a nap. While I was dozing off, she began performing felatio again. She loves giving napkin.

by Big Seany September 4, 2007

Napkin

To wipe away your ass because you don’t have toilet paper

“Hey, mom! I’m taking a shit and don’t have toilet paper! What do I do!”

“Wipe your ass with a napkin!”

by Announcing definitions August 13, 2018

Napkin

An epileptic midget

Never let a "Napkin" operate heavy machinery.

by Fluffer May 20, 2003

Napkin

An object received from a machine in the female's restroom. This object costs approximately one quarter, and is the entire basis for the German monetary system according to Olli...

Olli went to get a Coke from the machine and it cost him two Napkins!

by HOT KYLE May 25, 2006