nanopet

A girlfriend (almost every single one) that requires constant love and attention. Instead of a digital pet that requires digital food, it is a living organism that constantly requires phone calls, text messages, and someone to ask questions about their day and listen to them.

God, nanopet's calling again, I gotta call you back, man, sorry.

by Tri-pod September 12, 2008

Nappetite

A routine maintained by going to sleep at a consistent time each night. Tends to be especially hard to maintain on a long break of any kind.

Mom: James, you have to start going to bed earlier, okay? School is about to start again.

James: But mom!

Mom: No buts! You'll ruin your nappetite!

by Go1ng Commando January 6, 2014

Nanopatticles

floating debris of Naomi Wolf's former Twitter TL

anti-vaxxer, dangerous loon and doctor of philosophy Naomi Wolf got too crazy even for Twitter and she was banned, her timeline reduced to Nanopatticles... which was also a dopey word she tweeted once

by Uncle Joosie June 5, 2021

Nappetite

a craving to satisfy a bodily need, especially for sleep

Haya fell asleep at work and ruined her nappetite

by Moosewallah January 17, 2022

Nanopenis

A man that is so low class and small minded.. he is a nanopenis. It is a state.. not related to appendage size.

Dude..why are you such a nanopenis?

by Marg76 October 8, 2022