Nametag

When you cum on a girl's chest, in the area that a nametag would be.
i.e.
Giving her a nametag.

This girl wouldn't let me give her a facial so i gave her a nametag instead.

by FatHispanicJess March 22, 2011

namefather

A man responsible for naming a newborn baby that is not his own. This applies to first or middle names. Like a godfather, but better. The namefather may pass out cigars after the birth or teach the child things their parents have no time for.

Bill is my son Ari's namefather. Without him, my son would not have his middle name. He is to be commended.

by amigo de la lengua July 4, 2019

Wendy Nametag

A person who does exactly what other people say.

"You're being a real Wendy Nametag right now."

by Lip Cheese October 18, 2012

Nametag Massage

A nametag massage is what happens when someone has a nametag clipped near there privates and they sit down. It rubbed against the genitals causing excitement.

Renise: God i'm so tired. I'm going to sit down. AHHHH!
Gail: What happened?!
Renise: Oh, it was just a nametag massage

by Chris Doberstein August 17, 2008

Nametag Fellatio

Pretty self-explanatory. It's the use of a nametag (typically attached to a lanyard around the neck) for sexual purposes. One may try to be subtle, and move their head around in around to gain sexual gratification from the inanimate object hanging around their neck, and gently graze at their crotches. Although not intended to be, it's an act thats ALL too obvious.

Billy: Oh my goodness! What is Renise doing?!
Sally: It looks like she's having a go with her nametag!
Billy: EWWW...nametag fellatio!

by hugh.jass87 August 18, 2008

nametagophobia

nametagophobia refers to the hallucinations of small gray rectangles, often referenced to the name tags from the 2009 video game "Minecraft". Some hardcore sweaty players of the game often see these Name tags in the real world. This phobia can be generated by playing Minecraft with other people for long periods of time.

Person 1: "Bro i legit just saw someones name tag" Person 2: "bro we're outside" Person 1:"must be nametagophobia"

by internetwaffles January 12, 2023

Corpse Nametag

Another name for a gravestone.

He wants his Corpse nametag to say "Here lies Jack, the craziest Mofo around."

by Holly Huntsburg May 6, 2011