Nairobi

A girl that looks like a horse with big teeth .Has dreds like bob marly .Has pretty black skin and is giant.

Nairobi the horse

by Nairobi January 3, 2019

Nairobi, Kenya

Where right-wingers claim to end up after doing mild intoxicants

I just left a hipster coffee shop in downtown Nairobi, Kenya. Everyone was talking about how Trump was still President. I was there because someone offered me a "toke" of some "grass" and the next thing I knew I was in Kenya, four days later, where I saw Barack Obama who was speaking Swahili and talking about how much he missed his homeland

by Queen Buttrix April 4, 2021

nairobi handshake

A gentle testicle cupping, as a greeting.

"If you're lucky, she'll greet you with the famous nairobi handshake"

by astroblaster April 16, 2007

Nairobi Freeway

The Long Beach Freeway, to local cops. A racist reference to the "African" perps who drive it from South Central to Long Beach, California.

The cops said the guy they arrested came down the Nairobi Freeway to knock over a chicken restaurant.

by octopod June 21, 2004

Nairobi

The capital of a nation you can make a funny sentence out of.

Guy 1: "Hey! Nairobi is the capital of what nation?"
Guy 2: "Uhh.....Kenya."
Guy 1: "KENYA FIT DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH"

by KenyaFit November 26, 2021

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 30, 2025

Nairobi School

One of the best and greatest public schools in Kenya. A public school with private school experience. You wouldn't want it any other way. A school that shines in so many areas like rugby, debate, music and so much more. The school is one of the oldest schools in the country-founded in 1902, formerly known as The Prince of Wales School. It has nine houses/dorms that is, Athi House(formerly Rhodes House), Baringo House (formerly Hawke House), Elgon House(Clive House), Kirinyaga House (formerly Grigg House), Longonot House, Marsabit House (formerly Scott House), Naivasha House (formerly Fletcher House), Serengeti House (Nicholson House) and Tana House (formerly Junior House). Although it is an amazing school, it is a bit unable to keep up with other school trends like the use of ATM cards, wearing crocs and slides and weekly boarding.

Oh Nairobi School, how nice

by amazingstuff December 25, 2024