narwhaleretic

Someone who falls asleep randomly while playing Xbox. Most commonly with the last name Rothmund

Hello? Hello? Wherd mike go? Is he afk?
Oh no he is just sleeping
Why?
He is narwhaleretic
ohhhhhhh.....

by OriginalGesus August 22, 2011

narwhalesharkaroo

a narwhal, shark, whale and a kangaroo mixed into one animal

a narwhalesharkaroo is hot

by narwhalesharkaroo February 18, 2014

Narwhale

Noun: the opposite of a unicorn.

Unicorn: rainbow, candy, happy tunes.

Narwhale: stormy clouds, dirt, sad songs.

Today, I am a Narwhale.

by auggieautomne May 27, 2011

Narwhaled

Surprise anal underwater sex.

" I went skinny-dipping with Jimmy, he Narwhaled me so hard it punctured a lung"

by SlamDogCrackers November 12, 2019

Narwhale

The upgraded version of a sword shark,

Child : MOMMY MOMMY LOOK AT THAT UPGRADED SWORD SHARK (narwhale)

by XxRussian roulette botxX April 16, 2020

narwhale_c0s

narwhale_c0s is one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet!! She's incredibly funny and wonderful to be around. Any time with Gee is guaranteed to be fun! We love you -🤞

narwhale_c0s x mothman is my otp

by MelodiousCollective September 6, 2021