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Chuck neurosis

Neurosis of the infinite kind. The Alpha and Omega of Neurosis. The self induced, interconnected, interstellar particle of Neurosis from which all Neurosis stems.
When the turns green... The lantern burns bright...you suffer neurosis and master it. You become a sensei of Neurosis, and then you take a big draw on life and Chuck Neurosis faces you!
by 12th Dan Neurosis March 15, 2017
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Neurosis

A vague diagnosis to describe:
-sometimes constant anxiety with no stress triggering it
-obsessive compulsive antics
-irritably with your girlfriend to the point where you smack her and she says "why" and you reply "because"
-repeated fantasizing of every day things
-so-on

Symptoms tend to take form in manic episodes that can last for days, weeks, or maybe just an hour.
Kimmy: "I hate my life. Why am I even here?"
Kimmy then has thoughts about self worth and what her worth means to Tod, which is being controlled by her sporadic anxiety attack because she has neurosis.
Tod: "Haha, you're so neurotic."
by Faghagg February 1, 2010
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Neurosyphilus

Syphilus of the brain. Also known as the Juggalo disease.
Dude, what's wrong with that juggalo? He's so fat and stupid! He just has neurosyphilus is all.
by The Anti-Juggalo December 3, 2010
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cognitive neuroscience

A subset of neuroscience that is "totally necessary" because "just because you can't quantify it doesn't mean it's not there." The cognitive neuroscience professors will defend the validity of cognition with their lives, and fight the neuroscience department for their honor.
"I'm in the cognitive neuroscience lab"
"..is that a wet lab?"
"No"
"Well then it's not a lab"
by brrrrrruh69 May 7, 2018
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Neurosplaining

Neurosplaining

The explanation of something by a Neurotypical, usually to a Neurodivergent, in a manner regarded as condescending, patronizing, or ableistic.

Neurosplain
verb
(of a Neurotypical) explaining (something) to someone, typically a Neurodivergent, in a manner regarded as condescending , patronizing, or ableistic.
"I can't stand how some Neurotypicals just go on and on Neurosplaining to us about Eye Contact."

"Don't Neurosplain parenting to me, I would never subject my child to ABA."
by Neuroquid June 13, 2021
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Neuroscience

Something which seems to have rendered the existence of a soul very, very unlikely, unfortunately.

Looks like this is the only life we're going to get folks.
Neuroscience

Recent work on the brain has shown no evidence for souls, spirits, or any part of our personality or behavior distinct from the lump of jelly in our head.
by Submitters of Words June 14, 2011
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Nourose

A very beautiful and manipulative person, one time she gives you a look its over as you may believe your getting into something special, unfortunately your getting into hell and pain and nothing but suffer, a very hard listener and a very bad appreciator soon things will come to fruition for her but thats all the prayers i may make.
Whos your ex?
Oh its nourose💔
by YousafJ18 June 11, 2019
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