numpty 

a person so stupid they are incapable of understanding the simpliest of things

John Hall is a Numpty for his festive headwear

numpty by Ted McDanger January 20, 2005

numpty 

Numpty first surfaced on the terraces of west of Scotland football grounds, many many years ago. A player who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a shovel would be a f***ing numpty.

"Awww Jimmy you f************ing numpty!! You couldnae score wi' ma' sister!"

numpty by Owen January 2, 2004

Numpty 

Someone who confidently asserts themselves towards a false truth in the presence of others. Even when the rest of the people there know that they are completely wrong.

Given the choice of a shovel or a ladder to get out of a hole, they have dug themselves, a numpty would confidently choose the shovel!

Numpty by Marc Hone April 9, 2006

Numpty 

A person of very low intelligence

"She is an absolute Numpty"

Numpty by Young Team September 18, 2006

numpty 

someone who is so fucking irritating that they manage to get under your skin and make your blood boil with their painful slowness and stupity

that guy was a total fucking numpty

numpty by rebel girl October 6, 2003

Numpty 

Somebody who's stupid. Basically me, stripped of my privileges.

Everybody told her to study for the exam lest she fail like a numpty would. She partied all week and failed the exam. To this day, she still says "she believed she could so she did."

Numpty by ChristeenG May 31, 2018

numpty 

A complete Tard, Someone that doesn't know their arse hole from their Ear hole! Someone that has to have every little thing repeated to them at least twice..... repeated to them at least twice!

That bloke is such a numpty, I made his password his first name and I still had to spell it for him !

numpty by Stealth July 16, 2003