Nowhere Kansas

Some insignificant and boring place in middle America lacking culture, reason, and excitement; not worthy of mention.

"Oh, she moved to nowhere Kansas," said one New Yorker to another.

by ScottX November 25, 2006

nowhere in particular

phrase derived from author James Howard Kunstler's influential work 'The Geography Of Nowhere' which, like similar tomes with a social conscience (e.g., 'Fast Food Nation', 'Bowling Alone', et al), challenged Americans to reassess the plight of their urban/suburban landscapes, especially since the end of World War Two. What Kunstler found was a terrain blighted by shopping and strip malls, fast food restaurants, twelve lane super highways, shoddily constructed business and residential developments or what he referred to as 'cartoon architecture'.

Bill : say Tom, where are you living these days ?
Tom : oh, out on 197th Mile Rd. in Paradise County, just east of the Rolling Meadows gated community, adjacent to a Chuckie Cheese's and Major Magic's Pizza Revue, in between the 467th and 468th exit and on ramps to the eighteen lane Interstate, right behind the Wonderland strip mall, right next to a nature band-aid consisting of wood chips and one-foot tall shrubs.
Bill : Wow. In other words, nowhere in particular.
Tom : That's right ! Ain't this country great !

by Virgin Suicides July 13, 2017

nowhere man

1 A man who sits in a nowhere land, makes all his nowhere plans for nobody, does not have a point of view, knows not where he's going to, and just sees what he wants to see.

2. A song by the Beatles.

"Nowhere man, please listen. You don't know what you're missing."

by danielb September 21, 2005

nowhere girl

A girl who lives in her own world. Daydreamer. She'd rather live in her fantasy world than go out and deal with the real world.

She's a nowhere girl, it's pointless to ask her to come.

by Annabel Lee August 4, 2006

Nowhere Time

The time between 1am and 4am where everything is better than it is normally, and anything is possible. It's the place where you're untouchable. (wow that sounds angsty)

My day sucked. I wanna go to nowhere time.

by ElusivexLove March 31, 2009

Nowhere USA

1.) The mind numbing boredom, depression, and insignificantes experienced while one is alone, has feelings of being alone, or has nothing to do with their time while being anywhere in the United States America.

2.) To inform or remind someone that they are mind numbingly boring, depressing, and insignificant while being anywhere in the United States America.

3.) Living in a sparse, isolated, uninteresting area of the United States of America.

1.) Nowhere USA: Population-Me

2.) Nowhere USA: Population-YOU

3.) I'm from Delaware...

by ))=(( UR POO & MY POO 4EVER March 5, 2009

nowhere fast

A fictional place christians and parents tell you you'll end up because of drug usage.

Referenced in short lived teen drama "Higher ground" and smashing pumpkins' song "JellyBelly"

"If you keep this up, you'll end up nowhere fast"

by SoakedInBleach May 12, 2015