Nonce

A Pedo

Big Srroking Facking Nonce

by Best Roadman In The World February 28, 2017

Nonce

Connor Binnington...

Jack said "GO PLAY HOPSCOTCH ON THE RAILWAY CONNOR BINNINGTON, YOU STUPID NONCE!!"

by 32hggggggtg fggiugiursfgufuygg March 13, 2017

Nonce

Stephen tries

Guy 1 -“she looks fit”
Guy 2- “she looks 15”
Guy 1- “you think?”
Guy 2-“fuck me who are you? Stephen tries? You nonce!”

by Someone0187 December 29, 2018

nonce

Although this officially means paedophile, this word is often used to mean stupid.

'You thought that Hollywood was in Canada?! You fucking nonce!'

by N.B September 23, 2005

Nonce

A Nonce is another word for pedo in the UK. This word is usually used by chavs and old people.

"Jimmy Saville turned out to be a nonce"

by thereallegend27 February 5, 2017

Nonce

A paedophilic old man usually around the age of 60-70, who takes great pleasure in looking up little girl’s skirts and stroking their legs.
Can be seen outside Lidl and bribe kids into their white transit van by tempting small helpless children with non-existent sweets and puppies.

Did you hear about that nonce in a clown suit the other day who lured a small boy into the woods?!

by CloroxBleachTester69 July 6, 2019

Nonce

Derogatory term for a sex offender in prison. Now a general term for a prisoner on the vulnerable prisoner wing. Contrary to other definitions, the actual origins of Nonce are: Not Of Normal Criminal Element. This was because in times past, prisoners (whether sex offenders or not) were not "Normal" for whatever reason. Recently, the phrase has bastardised into just referring to sex offenders.

I see that pervert's on the nonce wing.

That nonce needs his bollocks chopping off

by Bob Briggs May 2, 2011