john nolan

he might be a sexbot
but he's a hot sexbot

john nolan is a sexbot

by rubyroobs July 10, 2009

Nolan Loss

A borderline autistic kid who fights vegetables and claims he can bench 500lbs and think he can play in the NFL.

Nolan Loss is retarded.

by Nigkiller35 October 2, 2019

noyaism

noyaism is a religion where we all pray to noya, in this religion we either simp for noya or we kin noya

“hey what’s ur religion?” “oh noyaism”

by nishinoyasbae November 1, 2020

Nolaning

The art of using a plastic carrier bag as a contraceptive.

Guy 1: So I was totally ready to bang this hot chick with an amazing poon, when I realised I was fresh out of condoms from camping last week.
Guy 2: Damn, did you do it bareback?
Guy 1: Hell no! I had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. Caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!

by The Janmeister October 22, 2013

nolanitis

A deadly disease that results in severe itching between the upper thighs and makes you make a lot of cringey fortnite references. It also makes certain body parts balloon 3x the regular size.

nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.

people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.

Tyler : wtf he has nolanitis

Me: oof o god

by findthecure21 March 21, 2019

nolawit

Nolawits are hella smart. SO SMART!! She hates most people but When your in her inside circle never leave you'll definitely regret it. You have the best times with a nolawit. She is the person who is good at everything for some reason, and is just adorable. Can be extremely sweet, but unnecessarily mean depending on the person. Her style is fresh, pretty laidback. But is a crackhead with the right person.

Damn, did you see that! Shes definitely a nolawit

by Jjxusisisksnd March 15, 2021

Noya

Noya is a very nice person. She has big brown eyes, and long brown hair. She loves a good laugh and hanging out with her friends. She likes good food, and a funny book. She is very pretty, and creative and you won't regret having her as your friend. She is very athletic and loves to do acrobatics. Noya is an Israeli name. Don't lie to her or betray her because you will be sorry!!!

Girl: Noya is so kind and funny
Boy: Yeah and she's GORGEOUS 😻

by Ella 😻 October 9, 2020