A dumb person that breathes our atmosphere and actually has no life whatsoever, who goes out to eat, shop or etc. at any business that is about to close within seconds, and expects to be waited on while they take their precious time.
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Someone who spends all of their time doing one thing. Like spending 18/24 hours a day on the computer.
person 1: Did you hear dutch leader just got 85 slayer?
person 2: Yeah he has no life, plain and simple hes a no lifer
person 2: Yeah he has no life, plain and simple hes a no lifer
by Pwnt noob. July 2, 2008
Get the No lifer mug.A verb that is used to describe the utter commitment to an activity performed by someone until the activity is completed (as if the person performing the activity has "no life" going on besides the activity at the time the activity is being performed).
Susan: "Hey, Timmy, what are you doing?"
Timmy: "Can't talk. I have to nolife a book for school tomorrow."
Susan: "Oh, okay. Bye then"
Timmy: "Can't talk. I have to nolife a book for school tomorrow."
Susan: "Oh, okay. Bye then"
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"What's going on no life gang, its your boy, its your homie, its your.... finish that man finish that man aye."
"What's going on no life gang, its your boy, its your homie, its your.... finish that man finish that man aye."
by WatchYoJetBruh July 15, 2021
Get the NoLifeShaq mug.An X box life no lifer is usually a fat obese over weight teenager boy, around the age of 13-17.
He plays x box live all day, and night.
when he is not playing he is probably asleep for 18 hours.
Or eating junk food, using the computer, or taking a 20 pound dump.
1. Gets pissed when he gets killed in Call of Duty.
2.Swears to noobs online.
3.The only people he talks to are on xbox live.
4.He has more friends online than in real life.
5.He calls his "friends" by their Gamertags.
6.Is overweight.
7.smells bad.
8.Mostly ignores his last possible friends.
9.Sleeps a lot.
10.Works hard to get Achievements on games,
then feels accomplished.
11.The last thing he does before sleeping is turning off the game console,
the first thing he does in the morning is turn on the game console.
12.Gets mad when his parents don't buy him a game.
and forces them to.
He plays x box live all day, and night.
when he is not playing he is probably asleep for 18 hours.
Or eating junk food, using the computer, or taking a 20 pound dump.
1. Gets pissed when he gets killed in Call of Duty.
2.Swears to noobs online.
3.The only people he talks to are on xbox live.
4.He has more friends online than in real life.
5.He calls his "friends" by their Gamertags.
6.Is overweight.
7.smells bad.
8.Mostly ignores his last possible friends.
9.Sleeps a lot.
10.Works hard to get Achievements on games,
then feels accomplished.
11.The last thing he does before sleeping is turning off the game console,
the first thing he does in the morning is turn on the game console.
12.Gets mad when his parents don't buy him a game.
and forces them to.
Friend : Hey Bill want to go outside today ?
Bill: I can't, I'm too busy playing Xbox live.
Friend: Wow dude, you're an Xbox Live No Lifer.
Guy1: Where is Bill ?
guy2: I rang his doorbell and his mom came out saying
he is still asleep.
Guy1: What the hell ? It's 4pm. Still sleep ?
Guy2: Yeah man he is such an Xbox Live No Lifer.
Guy1: Where the hell is Bill ?
He was suppose to meet us today.
Guy2:Man he is either too busy playing Modern Warfare 2 with his xbox live friends, or he is still sleeping.
Guy1:What a damn Xbox Live No lifer.
Guy2: yeah Forget him, let's not talk to him.
Guy1:Screw that, let's not be friends with him no more.
Guy2:Hell yeah man, Forget that Xbox Live No Lifer.
Bill: I can't, I'm too busy playing Xbox live.
Friend: Wow dude, you're an Xbox Live No Lifer.
Guy1: Where is Bill ?
guy2: I rang his doorbell and his mom came out saying
he is still asleep.
Guy1: What the hell ? It's 4pm. Still sleep ?
Guy2: Yeah man he is such an Xbox Live No Lifer.
Guy1: Where the hell is Bill ?
He was suppose to meet us today.
Guy2:Man he is either too busy playing Modern Warfare 2 with his xbox live friends, or he is still sleeping.
Guy1:What a damn Xbox Live No lifer.
Guy2: yeah Forget him, let's not talk to him.
Guy1:Screw that, let's not be friends with him no more.
Guy2:Hell yeah man, Forget that Xbox Live No Lifer.
by GuyFlawkes June 11, 2010
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