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noes goes

during any situation involving scarcity or a need to decide who is going to do something quickly, this phrase is yelled. The idea is not be the last person to put your finger on your noes, if you are the last one, you must do the task or must suffer not getting any of what the participants may be vying over.
Person 1: Somebody has to defuse that bomb or we are all going to die.

Person 2: I don't want to do it.

Person 3: Don't look at me, I ain't gonna do it.

Person 4: Nope.

Person 1: I see ... NOES GOES!

Person 2: Haha! I saw you. You were the last to touch your nose.

Person 3: Rats ... ok I'll do it but don't be pissed when I get us all killed.
by CLosClean December 16, 2014
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Noes tard

When you walk past a yoni and the fish smell makes you throw up . It’s also when you walk in a room and you see yoni and another man cumming in each others buttholes
Damn that noes tard makes my head hurt.
I just saw noes tard again, I wish I could pop my eye balls out.
by Fartface21 January 3, 2019
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oh teh noes

Usually used to express extreme failure in n00bish. Can be used sarcastically or not.
w/o sarcasm: Oh the noes! I just lost all of mah inventory

w/ sarcasm: wtf? I just got killed again!
oh teh noes!
by Wagong May 24, 2008
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oh noes!

1) A response to a negative situation which is insignificant, or at worst, a temporay inconvenience.

2) A response to a negative situation occurs on a regular basis, to the point where it is expected.
Guy A: "Aw, man, the Marlins lost"
Guy B: "Oh noes!"

Guy A: "Windows crashed again."
Guy B: "Oh noes!"
by Master Grah April 30, 2008
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oh noes

Used when something that happens that is the worstest thing that could ever happen, seemingly.
When Darth Vader tells Luke Skywalker he is his Father.

Darth: "Luke, I am your father!"
Luke: "Oh Noes!"
by JagShrapnel November 24, 2006
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o noes

What you say when something goes horribly, horribly wrong.
My arm fell off.

..

O NOES!
by PhoenixJ July 22, 2006
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oh noes

Something you say when the FBI or the police are at your door, and they are after your LUNIX.

Casual use can be caused by a combination of displeasement and fear for Microsoft lawsuits against open source operating systems, such as Redhate Lunix. It may include other, less important things.
JeffK: "Oh noes, teh police! HIDE TEH LUNIX!!!11"

"Oh noes, I forgot to take your bro out of the oven!"
by Stasis AMK3 August 14, 2003
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