Ass-pound April

Starts on the 1st of April, and ends on April 30. You must ass-pound your partner for 4 hours straight, every day.
Brandon: Ready for Ass-pound April?
Chad: Hell yeah! I be having the bitches pull up!
by SnowyBoardingFish October 30, 2021
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Ass Assault April

Also known as Attack Ass April, or Assault Ass April, this is the month where you must both give anal and give yourself anal stimulation.
My dick is over from Manic Masturbation March. It's time for Ass Assault April. I must prepare my cheeks.
by The man dan with a plan December 2, 2018
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Eat ass April

When it's April you have to fuck/eat the ass of your gf.
Person 1: Fuck my pussy
Person 2: No it's gotta be the ass.
Person 1: Y
Person 2: bc it's eat ass April
by MeminDemon November 8, 2019
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Ass April

For the entire month of April, you can demand anal sex from anyone and they cannot refuse
Hey Ted! Are you excited for Ass April?
Yeah, Josh! I can't wait to fuck shit up!
by Undermen November 1, 2022
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Kick Ass April

A challenge for all genders to absolutely roast the shit out of someone, get revenge, and avenge someone
Boy 1: HEY BRO ITS Kick Ass April
Boy 2:OH BOY LET THE ROASTING COMMENCE
by Suspiciously Specific October 8, 2020
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