National Honors Society
Smart people across the nation are recognized for their brains and then are told to tutor those who need help.
Smart people across the nation are recognized for their brains and then are told to tutor those who need help.
Were you inducted into the NHS?
- No, I wasn't accepted.
- No, I wasn't accepted.
by Deb'do December 10, 2015
Get the NHS mug.your health insurance now covers the reunion of lovers because loving and feeling good and sex strengthens our immune system. Longterm investment in global health they call it, its really just your good old boogie woogie.
Zi: "the way you're holding me really strengthens my immune system. can i get some extra dopamin by sitting on your lap? I just wanna face you and hug you and kiss you some more. maybe make me come too as recommended by the NHS"
Zo: "make it hard so i can prepare for the virus, love. give it all."
Zo: "make it hard so i can prepare for the virus, love. give it all."
by Krkič April 13, 2020
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by Girls_Like_Girls_Like_Boys_Do July 30, 2018
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Me : ooouu Jessica look at her sweater it’s kinda cute
Jessica : it’s not that cute it looks itchy
Me : wow rude much
Jessica : nhs
Me : oh okay
Jessica : it’s not that cute it looks itchy
Me : wow rude much
Jessica : nhs
Me : oh okay
by Icj.keke June 26, 2019
Get the Nhs mug.A money laundering cult of socialist fanatics who claim that paying hundreds of billions of pounds in a year to not even be able to speak to a GP, let alone get any decent treatment, is somehow better than having a sameday appointment with a doctor of your choosing. Frequently criticises other health models that outperform it in all meaningful metrics, such as patient outcomes. The worst "healthcare" system on the planet. A slush fund for pharmaceutical companies at taxpayer expense. Makes it next to impossible to afford private care as it soaks up all your money in taxes, and doesn't even give accurate information so you can claim on private insurance.
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IngSoc: We will close tax avoiding loopholes to fund the NHS!
Billionaire donor: But our moneyz!
IngSoc: Don't worry, we'll recycle it back to you through dodgy contracts on the NHS money laundering scheme!
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Pro NHS propaganda: The only blemish on the NHS is its poor record on keeping people alive!
IngSoc: We will close tax avoiding loopholes to fund the NHS!
Billionaire donor: But our moneyz!
IngSoc: Don't worry, we'll recycle it back to you through dodgy contracts on the NHS money laundering scheme!
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Pro NHS propaganda: The only blemish on the NHS is its poor record on keeping people alive!
by null1984 April 28, 2024
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You know the morning after the night before when you wake up and your head is pounding, your mouth is like a camel's ass and your stomach is doing loops. If you haven't been sick the night before you are now and looking at food makes you wanna puke all over the place. You can't believe that this foul painful feeling could simply be caused by a few innocent sweet drinks so convinced you are dying you go on nhs direct.
After typing your symptoms into the search engine it will come out with an illness that matches but isn't a hangover. Perfect. Now you can tell everyone this is what is wrong with you making you the victim not the perpetrator and meaning you don't have to go to work and worry for 8 hours about if you are going to vomit on a customer.
Also good for finding illnesses to excuse feeling generally shit that will get you out of work/college.
You know the morning after the night before when you wake up and your head is pounding, your mouth is like a camel's ass and your stomach is doing loops. If you haven't been sick the night before you are now and looking at food makes you wanna puke all over the place. You can't believe that this foul painful feeling could simply be caused by a few innocent sweet drinks so convinced you are dying you go on nhs direct.
After typing your symptoms into the search engine it will come out with an illness that matches but isn't a hangover. Perfect. Now you can tell everyone this is what is wrong with you making you the victim not the perpetrator and meaning you don't have to go to work and worry for 8 hours about if you are going to vomit on a customer.
Also good for finding illnesses to excuse feeling generally shit that will get you out of work/college.
*weak feeble voice* Sorry Boss, I won't be in today I have Gastroenteritis. It's like food poisoning but it's a bug, I'll be off a couple of days. I spoke to NHS Direct and they recommended complete bedrest Sorry. You heard I was in L2 last night, yeh I went out for one quick one but I felt so rough I went home early. Yeh I know it sucks, see you in 4 days time.
by Ro-ro December 11, 2008
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