nato 

North
American
Terrorist
Organization!!

only joking....

I can't believe nobody wrote NATO down...

nato by fart monkey July 21, 2006

NATO 

A group that finds every excuse to bomb Serbia

NATOs going at Serbia again

NATO by Vladmir Makarov December 7, 2020

NATO 

Not Attached To Outcome. Used in the movie Nearing Grace.
1) The speaker does not care all that much what is happening with the listener.
2) The speaker trusts the judgement of the listener.
3) The speaker realizes that the situation is more important to/for the listener.

"It's up to you what you do. I'm NATO."

NATO by TheSharpenedQuill December 20, 2008

NATO 

N azi
A narchist
T errorist
O rganization

NATO gae

NATO by no u bitchboi March 30, 2021

NATO 

The Group of Countries banded together, like the United Nations, but more militaristic. NATO stands for North Atlatic Treaty Organization.

NATO's coalition force went into invaded Iraq. (I wish)

NATO by Anonymous March 14, 2003

NATO 

Need Alcohol To Operate

Dude1: Dude, she won't have sex with me.
Powerful Kid: That's because she NATO on everyone.
Dude1: WTF? I've taken U.S. History already.
Powerful Kid: You cock fag! You need to fill er' up with alcohol before you can "operate" on her.
Dude1: Oh...

NATO by BenchMax345 March 29, 2008

NATO 

Needs America To Operate; Nothing After Two O'Clock - both describe the North Atlantic Treaty Organization's general inability to accomplish real world missions without heavily depending upon US assistance and financing, along with the seemingly inept way they can't organize the simplest of tasks or internal communications. Most countries assigned to NATO have a laxed approach to work, where quitting time is around 1400 hours every day, regardless of what is going on.

US pilot: Hey, suit up, we gotta go bomb Libya

NATO pilot: What? We can't! It's already 2pm! Time to go home!

NATO by Short Bus Mafia April 23, 2011