Cold Nachos

Nachos for the laziest of the lazy.

Preparation Instructions:
-Get a bag of shredded cheese

-Get a bag of Tostitos

-Sprinkle shredded cheese on a Tostito and shove into your mouth

They’re nachos but with no plate, no microwave, and no dignity.

My bed is full of cheese and chip crumbs from all the cold nachos I’ve been eating.

by coldnachoqueen April 3, 2019

Crotch Nachos

When your jizz looks or tastes like cheese.

"Oh man, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and it tasted like cheese!"

"Yup, crotch nachos."

by pervs4eva January 31, 2010

Nacho Puncher

An old boxer who is past his prime who refuses to retire no matter how many times he gets his ass kicked. Aka Rocky

I went to the fight last night and saw a Nacho Puncher. It got ugly.

by bearsnake September 11, 2013

buenos nachos

1. Spanish translation: good nachos (nachos: a fried tortilla chip usually served with cheese dip)
2. The incorrect way of saying "Good night" in Spanish. Should be "Buenas Noches".

John: "Maria, I had a great night with you. Buenos Nachos."

Maria: "John, when did we eat nachos? Did you mean to wish me a good night?"

John: "Oh, yes you are right I'm sorry. I'm such a gringo Maria, please forgive me."

Maria: "Buenas Noches, gringo!"

by judyrox July 30, 2010

nacho taco chimichanga

spanish for "we should celebrate our differences"

nacho taco chimichanga i always say!

by weirdo April 18, 2005

nachspiel

A word describing a gathering after a party or sosial event. Usually taking place after the bars have closed and stopped serving drinks. It usually takes place in a private residence and is closy connected to the vorspiel which takes place before you go out.

The nachspiel will usually also feature more melow music.

Person1: Hey man the bar is closing want to grab a taxi home?
person2: Nah I got a invited to a nachspiel!

by Pål Henriksen February 25, 2008

Weekend Nachos

Best hardcore band ever.

"Yo did you go to the Weekend Nachos show last weekend?"

"Yeah dude mad pit fatalities."

by dicksneeze January 18, 2009