N.U.B.S.

never underestimate being small.....meaning that if a person is not gifted down south and is not packing anything impressive its alright...just because your pushing 3 inches does not mean you cant DTB...(dick that bitch)

so what is a DTB packin?....BITCH we got N.U.B.S.!now im gonna DTB!

by ACBITCH June 21, 2011

N.E.B.S

Nap. Eat. Bate (Masterbate). Shower.
Often done during a midday session of bordem. When a man is tired hungry erect woman-less and a bit dirty ;)

Dan: I'm hanging out with my girlfriend tonight how bout you?

Alec: Well i guess its another N.E.B.S night for me.

Dan: Figures

by DZRafo August 30, 2011

S.M.N.G.B.S

Super
Mega
Not
Gay
Butt

Sex

What else do you need to know.

Person: ay wanna have S.M.N.G.B.S.?
Other Person: whas dat
Person: lemme show u ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by PopperOfCherries May 17, 2018

b's n h's

Bitches and Hoes
Originated Woodbury, MN By P.M. flex

Call up those b's n h's

by rayray April 17, 2006

H.U.S.B.A.N.D

Handsome Useful Smart But At Night Dangerous. Cuz he might try to fuck you up or cheat on you.

Wife 1: My husband is the best!
Wife 2: WAIT, Isn't that H.U.S.B.A.N.D mine?!?!?

by King D with double R May 18, 2020

N.E.W.B.S

N.E.W.B.S. is a machinima, halo based web series. Following the story of Ted, Buzz, and Jim as they attempt to protect their base from the enemy team only to continuously mess things up and cause havoc for themselves and commanding officers.

N.E.W.B.S. episode 3: Learning to Share

Buzz: "You're an idiot."

Jim: "And you're a douchebag."

by Cross11 August 20, 2013

B.S.N

B.S.N is the hyper-shortened version of Bald Spot Nigga who is the type of person to DELIBRATELY shave off the top of his head showing a bald spot more clean than a Tic Tac. When you meet this person in real life and he does an act of retardness then you are obligated to sing a rap.

Bald Spot Nigga
Nose is so Bigger
He will Finger
his ass
cuz hes a fat ass
and he luvs his mass

KID 1: Wow that kid is a B.S.N!
KID 2: I know right! He's so gay
B.S.N: Dancing without his shirt and pants and running into a Retirement Village
Police: Um, yeah calling for Backup we've got a Jiggly Puff on the Loose at Regi's Retirement Village

by Faze Wifi June 12, 2020