mystalking

stalking someone through the guise of myspace, whether it be through multiple page views or scouring of comments (and those left BY said person to others), yet without this person having any idea of the lurking.

mystalking is a serious crime.

ever wondered why your page views went up 500 times in an hour? yeahh, i was just mystalking you &heartzzz;

by mystalkersanonymous October 27, 2006

mistalking

When Gideon thinks I say something other than what I said

Gideon said I was mistalking

by r bginvefigrvefovgefocwdfebncw November 3, 2020

MyStalking

Stalking done via MySpace, "spying" on people by checking their page obsessively for details such as last login time/date, who is commenting, changes to list of friends, pages of those "friends" for evidence of contact with victim.
An overall ridiculous waste of time and substitute for real life activities & relationships.

So have you gone out with Steve again?
No but I've been mystalking him and that skank totally left him comments about them hanging out 2 nights ago, and he's in her top 8, and he blocked me from emailing him...

by booty-call expert May 31, 2006

Metaling

The act of listening to, or playing metal music.

Person 1: Hey bro you coming to metal with us?

Person 2: You guys are Metaling? Of course ill come!

by THE Metaler July 31, 2010

mystalking

Obsessively looking at a person's myspace page to check up on them. often done by reading their comments or keeping tabs on their top friends etc.

"I found out that they broke up while I was mystalking his page. There were all these nasty comments from her, she's not in his top friend's any more and he had deleted all the photos of the two of them together."

by something62 May 3, 2009

mcwalking

mcwalking (verb):

The act of walking a long distance with any type of meal from McDonald's.

The paper bag ripped and spilled my fries on the side walk while I was mcwalking.

by LengthTimesGirth July 2, 2014

Malking

Malking: One hand at a time leaves contact with the ground and there is a period of double support.
(Walking around on a handstand).

malking: i'm malking around the house.
malked: i malked all the way to the other side of the basketball court.

by Jezeus Folau August 2, 2011