Mystalin

The most beautiful girl in the entire world. Beautiful white skin, pretty eyes, and an adorable face. She’s an amazing person to talk to and stay up until 5:00 AM with! Also, she’s not a communist lmao. It’s not my stalin, it’s pronounced: Mist-a-lin you idiot.

Look at Mystalin today, she’s so cute.

by Africanmonarchist June 17, 2018

Mystalin

Mystalin is the greatest everyone should know this. There is no one else out there like Mystalin. Truly amazing person. Very awesome!

You’re so cool, you are almost as cool as Mystalin!

by Tyrone02xvip11 July 15, 2018

Mysta Rias

Can't cook, don't ask him to cook, definally a bo'om, Bri'ish accent, denies that he's a bo'om, tied with Shxtou in the bo'om battle, bo'om in FoxAkuma ship trending on Twitter, Vtuber, and I repeat for the last time, he a bo'om.

Mysta Rias is a bo'om.

by Karrhya March 12, 2022

mystreet

the most depressing MC role-play to every exist

me: did you see the new mystreet episode
friend: no, don't spoil it
me: nearly everyone died
friend: wait what

by KillerRabbit_FLESHWOUND! April 8, 2019

Mysta Champ

The best dude on the planet. He's what's up!

Yo who is that dude ? He looks as if he's a champ at everything!

Well yes that's because he is a champ...He's Mysta Champ!

by knowingwhatsup September 21, 2011

furious mastrabation

An act of self-pleasure intended purely for the function of dealing with cronic stress. In many cases; this form of masturbation is grossly satirized with descriptions of men grinding their teeth, audibly growling, and exhibiting a pulsating forehead vein.

Larry : Dude writing my thesis fucking sucks. I'm going to fucking kill myself.

Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.

Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.

Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?

Larry : Furious masturbation?

Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.

Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.

by Darker January 21, 2010

mystress

A Sexy and Alluring woman, no one can resist her charm and sex is out of this world. most men wait all their lives to find a woman like her that can fulfill all their desires and hidden inhibitions. Will go out of her way to please and beautiful to all. Always a key player to your life!

She is so sexy and she always knows what i want. She must be a Mystress

by soitshallbe June 1, 2015