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myrtle

a boys name :p not a girls name as many VERY stupid people may think.
i LOVE myrtle moo the cow...>>>>HE<<<< is sooo fit
by kathythesmexygirl March 23, 2008
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Myrtle

A thiccums person who is generally tall and hot.
Myrtle is sooo thiccums.
by Cocopebblesrfun September 30, 2018
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Myrtle

Myrtle is thoughtful and caring. She’s so pretty and has the most beautiful brown eyes👁. She’s so funny and is so approachable, that’s why everyone loves and can relate to her. If you know a myrtle APPRECIATE HER!
Myrtle was moaning in the toilet
by Orangutan orange 546 November 23, 2021
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Myrtle

A term used to describe a group a cunts that doofed at myrtle.

Origin: Swan River, Myrtle Dorm
Person 1: Are you going to the myrtle doof?
Person 2: Thats not even a question
by doofer368 September 26, 2022
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Myrtle Mimosa

A mimosa made with champagne (preferably inexpensive) and Mountain Dew (any flavor). Dust the rim of the glass/cup with hot Cheetos dust. - STE
I enjoy Camel Wides and Swisher Sweets along with an ice cold Myrtle Mimosa when I am relaxing on the boardwalk.
by probably scott November 2, 2018
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Myrtle Creek Skurk

The Myrtle Creek Skurk- anyone who's come in contact with the swamp donkey Skurk and finds themselves with a burning, itchy, peppercorn feeling, cottage cheese drippin, sewage stench coming from their vagina, then you and your man have been had by the Skurk. And should seek immediate medical attention. CAUTION: Do NOT leave her alone in your home or with your man or you will lose all and gain the gift that keeps giving. This is the reason you should always use the toilet seat covers in public bathrooms and private ones if she's been to your home. She's a scab on the ass Crack of humanity that will surely turn into a scab that won't go away on yours and your mans asscracks.
My friend had to go to the doctor because her boyfriend cheated on her with Amber and gave her the Myrtle Creek Skurk.
by RaevynRae August 30, 2021
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myrtle beach drunk

Launching one's self into an absolute druken stupor ending with great stories of bad decisions.
LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS AND LIVESTOCK, WE'RE GETTIN' MYRTLE BEACH DRUNK!!!!
by Hardcore Troubador April 26, 2010
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