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Myrtled

1. To be ripped off or cheated.

2. When nothing goes your way.

3. Being stood up.

Comes from the English word, "Myrtle Beach", a place that causes nothing but aggrevation.

see also fucked, screwed, shafted.
Ex.1 After realizing that your scheduled booty call was not going to show up, you got myrtled.

Ex.2 We were supposed to have a tee time at noon, but the course myrtled us.

Ex.3 That taxi driver tried to myrtle us on the price, so I told him to get the heck outta here.
by Russ Cersosimo May 15, 2007
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myrtle

my myrtle itches but i don't want to scratch it in public.
by stephanie anne September 8, 2007
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myrtle

a boys name :p not a girls name as many VERY stupid people may think.
i LOVE myrtle moo the cow...>>>>HE<<<< is sooo fit
by kathythesmexygirl March 23, 2008
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Myrtle Mimosa

A mimosa made with champagne (preferably inexpensive) and Mountain Dew (any flavor). Dust the rim of the glass/cup with hot Cheetos dust. - STE
I enjoy Camel Wides and Swisher Sweets along with an ice cold Myrtle Mimosa when I am relaxing on the boardwalk.
by probably scott November 2, 2018
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fertile myrtle

Fertile goddess. Somebody who is really fertile
Damn that girl is a fertile myrtle. She's already had 3 kids is 6 years.
by Starpuma December 10, 2013
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Myrtle Edmonds

Classmate of Lilo's from Lilo & Stitch, who calls Lilo a "Weird-Lo", Stitch a "disconfigured dog", and literally owns her own possie. (see spoiled brat)
by DanMat6288 May 12, 2004
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Myrtle Beach

A beach, that has awesome attractions. Located in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
Myrtle Beach, is My favorite Beach in the U.S.
by Mr. Baby Boys Blue November 26, 2014
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