Myrtled

1. To be ripped off or cheated.

2. When nothing goes your way.

3. Being stood up.

Comes from the English word, "Myrtle Beach", a place that causes nothing but aggrevation.

see also fucked, screwed, shafted.

Ex.1 After realizing that your scheduled booty call was not going to show up, you got myrtled.

Ex.2 We were supposed to have a tee time at noon, but the course myrtled us.

Ex.3 That taxi driver tried to myrtle us on the price, so I told him to get the heck outta here.

by Russ Cersosimo May 02, 2007

myrtle

southern slang synonym for vagina

my myrtle itches but i don't want to scratch it in public.

by stephanie anne August 31, 2007

myrtle

a boys name :p not a girls name as many VERY stupid people may think.

i LOVE myrtle moo the cow...>>>>HE<<<< is sooo fit

by kathythesmexygirl March 23, 2008

Myrtle Mimosa

A mimosa made with champagne (preferably inexpensive) and Mountain Dew (any flavor). Dust the rim of the glass/cup with hot Cheetos dust. - STE

I enjoy Camel Wides and Swisher Sweets along with an ice cold Myrtle Mimosa when I am relaxing on the boardwalk.

by probably scott November 02, 2018

fertile myrtle

Fertile goddess. Somebody who is really fertile

Damn that girl is a fertile myrtle. She's already had 3 kids is 6 years.

by Starpuma December 10, 2013

Myrtle Edmonds

Classmate of Lilo's from Lilo & Stitch, who calls Lilo a "Weird-Lo", Stitch a "disconfigured dog", and literally owns her own possie. (see spoiled brat)

The girl gets two birthdays a year, for crying out loud!

by DanMat6288 May 12, 2004

Myrtle Beach

A beach, that has awesome attractions. Located in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

Myrtle Beach, is My favorite Beach in the U.S.

by Mr. Baby Boys Blue November 26, 2014