McRib

This is a typical Mcdonald's burger and its special ingredient is a rib of some sort. Ribs of different kinds of animals (humans) are used most of the time.

Ronald Mcdonald: Do you like the McRib?
Child: Is that a new burger?
Ronald Mcdonald: Do you like the McRib?
Child: Um...I haven't trie....
Ronald Mcdonald: DO YOU LIKE THE MCRIB?
Ronald Mcdonald: DO YOU LIKE THE MCRIB?
Ronald Mcdonald: DO YOU LIKE THE MCRIB?

by SussusAmogus.mp4 April 22, 2021

Mike McRibbed

Putting food (preferably meat) down a seat in someone’s car and not telling them about it, creating a untraceable odour.

Joe who were those guys I drove home last weekend?They Mike McRibbed me!

by Smillyman4 October 23, 2018

McRib

(verb) To be tempted to engage in a fast, messy, momentarily gratifying encounter with a sporadic visitor who is in town for a short time. To cause someone to consider a sexual opportunity primarily because of its limited availability.

Dude, why'd you hook up with that one girl who transferred?

I dunno. She said she was only back for the weekend, and that she didn't know if she'd ever be here again after that. I couldn't resist.

Man, you got McRibbed.

by frieswitdat July 7, 2011

McRib

A good ass sandwich from McDonalds with barbecue sauce, onions, and pickles.

"The McRib is back"
"We gotta go get it before its gone."

by Screwed Up November 22, 2010

McRibmania

The erratic and fan frenzied behavior that ensues when McDonalds graciously brings back the McRib to the masses. Like a gift from God, this delectable delight brings both joy and utter chaos by its presence alone; turning man against his brethren.

Whilst gallivanting around with Laney, Jason saw something that both troubled and overwhelmed him with an unreserved, and seemingly familiar infatuation. Like a shining beacon of truth, the billboard’s words touched him like no poet could ever hope to - “The McRib is back!” The golden arches of glory, once a mere glimmer on the horizon, awoke something inside him he knew to be incorruptible - McRibmania. As if mandated from the heavens, he traversed four lanes of traffic (nearly striking several elderly pedestrians and one small child), keeping steadfast to that ghostly jewel that captivated and enamored his very essence.

“What the HELL are you doing” screamed Laney, her high-pitched voiced piercing his ears like a verbal blade. Like a tidal wave of emotions, his mind was flooded with feelings of intense fury and remorse.

Jason knew he had faltered, that he made a mistake - a mistake that he needed to rectify forthwith. With one swift motion, as if rehearsed or committed to memory, Jason reached across the passenger seat, threw open the door and kicked the unwelcome transient to the curb. Left in tears and questions, Laney watched her former suitor squeal out of that familiar parking lot. With a sigh of relief and treasure in hand (and partially in mouth), he drove into that uncharted expanse - never questioning his judgment and never looking back.

by JDMGio November 2, 2010

McRib

McRib is a sexual act in with a anorexic girl who's ribs are sticking out so much that they can be used to preform a act similar to the "Titty Fuck" A act in which the female uses her titties to pleasure you going up and down.

Brian: Hey Eric did you fuck your girl last night?
Eric: Yeah man of course
Brian: What sexual position did you use?
Eric: I fucked that bitch McRib Style.

by McRibSpecialist February 19, 2022

Mcribbing

When you buy a regular condom, stuff it full of limited time McRib from participating McDonalds until it is suitably turgid, then shove it into hole of choice, whispering “ribbed for pleasure” in her ear.

Person A: What did you do last night?
Person B: Oh I was up all night Mcribbing my Youth Pastor’s daughter

by DaddysDingers October 30, 2020