pain in my ass

a real pain after a person experienced anal intercourse

Ouch, I need to go to the doctor because I have pain in my ass.

by Andav February 27, 2009

The pain in my heart is real

Somthing shuichi saihara said in trial 6 of danganronpa v3 to let everyone know he’s broken and emo

“Even if were all fiction… the pain in my heart is real”

by The baby ibuki squeezed out May 3, 2021

get my finger paints

This is what you say when your about to pull a JFK. Your armed and dangerous.

Only 4 chicken nuggets!, Im supposed to get 5. Yo SnowMane, get my finger paints.

by Pistol Starta February 14, 2004

paint my face

While a man and women are having sexual intercourse, the man then pulls out jacks his cock and blow a huge load of cum in the women's face

Me: I'm about to fucking cum angela
Angela: Paint my face baby with your hot cum
Me: say less
Angela: oh my baby that's your best by far

by Humungasor Cock April 26, 2017

paint my teeth white

The desire to give someone a blow job.

I'd let him paint my teeth white.

by specialsoccer March 31, 2011

painting my nails

Euphemism for female masturbation originated on the blog max-logic.com.

Most Friday nights I'm at home watching porn and painting my nails

by maxlogicfan August 25, 2011

paint my fence

An innocuous term with an implied sexual reference. It is specifically used for trolling your friends or older children by invoking phallic imagery.

Texting example:
You: PAINT MY FENCE!
Friend: Huh?
You: Sorry, that was meant for my wife. Do yourself a favor and don't look that up on urban dictionary...

Last night I asked my wife to paint my fence. White, of course.

by Fermat De January 30, 2018