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A story told by someone in which they discuss their crush. The story is long and plotty, and the end is something along the lines of "and then...he touched my shoulder!" - a moment clearly exhilerating for the person telling the story, but that leaves the audience confused and expecting more from such a long winded story.
"so we went to the park on friday after the movies, and we were walking around and he bought us all ice cream from some random crazy vendor named frank, and then we were talking about his new car and its red, and then he touched my shoulder!"
by Janey and Anna and Molly July 2, 2005
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Said when one usually a negative thing happens to you often.
My boss caught me making a paper clip necklace on my first day of work and I got fired. Story of my life.
by shortbuskid October 29, 2007
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Said when one, usually a negative, thing happens to you often.
My boss caught me making a paper clip necklace on my first day of work and I got fired. Story of my life.
by shortbuskidd November 22, 2007
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Something you say when someone complains about something that happens to you all the time.
Sally: I tripped up the stairs today and everyone laughed
Billy: Story of my life
by SOML3012 June 22, 2009
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expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.
john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"

jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"

john" fuck u man"
by niggman star33 October 4, 2011
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An overused statement generally said by complainers going through a midlife crisis when something undesirable happens.
I just stubbed my toe. Story of my life.

I just got dumped. Story of my life.

I just realized I overuse the phrase "story of my life". Story of my life.
by Da Milkman July 1, 2009
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Basically Boku no Pico but with the entire plot rewritten to be more suitable for people under the age of 18
by OjamajoWoody June 4, 2021
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