A story told by someone in which they discuss their crush. The story is long and plotty, and the end is something along the lines of "and then...he touched my shoulder!" - a moment clearly exhilerating for the person telling the story, but that leaves the audience confused and expecting more from such a long winded story.
"so we went to the park on friday after the movies, and we were walking around and he bought us all ice cream from some random crazy vendor named frank, and then we were talking about his new car and its red, and then he touched my shoulder!"
by Janey and Anna and Molly July 2, 2005
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by shortbuskid October 29, 2007
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My boss caught me making a paper clip necklace on my first day of work and I got fired. Story of my life.
by shortbuskidd November 22, 2007
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john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"
jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"
john" fuck u man"
jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"
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by niggman star33 October 4, 2011
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I just stubbed my toe. Story of my life.
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I just got dumped. Story of my life.
I just realized I overuse the phrase "story of my life". Story of my life.
by Da Milkman July 1, 2009
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