im in my mums car broom broom

WHEN YOU HATE LIFE YOU MAKE A SUCKY VINE

Im in my mums car broom broom. Get me car. AHHm WHEN YOU HATE LIFE YOU MAKE A SUCKY VINE

by YOUR MOM !@# January 17, 2018

brb my mums gonna use comp

code for be right back im goning to have a wank.

guy: brb my mums gonna use comp
other guy: k

by the guy person stuff July 29, 2008

What did you say about my mum?

A phrase normally used by Chavs to indicate he wants to fight the person he says it too (usally the person is involuntarily put into the situation).

Chav sees non Chav person passing him (them) at night.
"What did you say about my mum? (What you say about my mum?)
"Umm nothing..?"
*Smack*

by Snowberry Glitterdust Montblanc October 26, 2005

My mum said to ignore people lol

My mum said to ignore people lol

My mum said to ignore people lol

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.

Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.

by kung-fu jesus October 30, 2004

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The ONLY retort against a mom diss.

"If I wanted some cum back I'd get it off your mom's chin"

"Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep out of your mum!"


Note: Using this retort still means you're getting owned

by ihumpmarinesforbreakfast July 1, 2005

suck my cock mum

Something you say when your dad is away

Suck my cock mum.

by dell lo September 21, 2020