suck my knee (SMK)

A sexual act performed by two lucky individuals on a middle aged, indian man, with glasses and no personality, whose knees are knobby AF. An up and coming sex position, it promises to make your day beautiful and filthy wet. Forget a wet female part, this is the real fucking deal. Knee sucking is the next big thing, and will fucking rock. So lets fucking get started on SMK.

lets suck knees. you can suck my knee (SMK) first. how do you want me to suck it? lets suck it nice and slow. like old times.

by indianlovers1234567890 November 7, 2012

Slap my knee

A word used by old people back in the 1900's when something was funny

A very white saying only used by a special white race never exposed to society

'Back in the olden days Jimmy Savile used to really Slap my knee' said Grandfather John

by wiji board October 14, 2018

Popped my knee

Phrase used when someone is getting out of a sporting activity due to fatigue brought on by prolonged periods of masturbation.

I can’t play five a side tonight because I popped my knee at work.

by 12rando March 19, 2026

Middle Knuckle Genealogical Splice OF My Left Knee Accidents Mold

Middle Knuckle Genealogical Splice OF My Left Knee Accidents Mold

Middle Knuckle Genealogical Splice OF My Left Knee Accidents Mold

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

All I Wanted Was The Line ANd Circle On My Left Knee

All I Wanted Was The Line ANd Circle On My Left Knee

All I Wanted Was The Line ANd Circle On My Left Knee

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

The country Of Japan Does Not Utilize The Horizontal Line Scar On My Left Knee

The country Of Japan Does Not Utilize The Horizontal Line Scar On My Left Knee

The country Of Japan Does Not Utilize The Horizontal Line Scar On My Left Knee

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.

I see you’re bored. You are so bored that you even look for meaningless phrases.

Tim: I’m bored. I’ll search “ I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.“.
Robert: What?

by Anomymus1362 November 22, 2024