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you just sank my boner to the ground

Originally said by Butthead to Beavis, the phrase is said when you are watching someting really HOT that causes you a strong erection, and then your friend tell you something totally disguasting or stupid, and that causes your erection to disappear immediatly.
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Beavis: Yeah... and *poop*.
Butthead: What did you say?!
Beavis: I said "poop!".
Butthead: Beavis... you just sank my boner to the ground.

I was watching an awesome music video showing hot chicks in bikinis shaking their booties. And than this ugly, black, fat rapper appeared and it sank my boner to the ground!
by Urban_Fellow June 28, 2006
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joshing my boner

by Term Meister December 21, 2017
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Fluff My Boner

Used in chat rooms, normally by manwhores, this means the guy is asking for a hand job and/or BJ...
Paul1724- Yo Pretty Lady
BlossomKitty- *blushes* Hey Yourself :
Paul1724-Sugar Fluff My Boner ;)
by DarkRenee June 7, 2009
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i farded on my own boaner

when you fart on your erect penis
i farded on my own boaner
by dookiedick23 January 15, 2021
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My Panda Bonerz

When a male's erection is infrequent and often unsustainable. Word is related to the biology of Pandas; i.e. can only have offspring every few years.
Damn, I haven't been able to close the deal with Suzy because of "My Panda Bonerz"; it's like whiskey dick, but ten times worse!
by JazzG123 January 19, 2009
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