shot my wad

Means "I'm done, that's all I have the energy/money,willingness/desire for, there is no more I have to say/add/do."

Importer: "I'm sorry the cap on your bottle of Pickapeppa Sauce was defective. Maybe the distributor can arrange for a replacement."

Consumer: "Thanks but I've shot my wad on this subject." (I'm done, don't want to take it further.)

PS One hopes the provenance of this perhaps somewhat dated colloquialism was not an ugly sexual allusion to the male orgasm (back in the 50's when scumbag was an ugly slang term for condom) but at the time if it was, it did not seem to be generally thought of as such. But looking back, I dunno.

by Jim Blier July 30, 2005

shot my load

To shot your load, is to cum, ejaculate, spill your seed, empty your sack.

When a male ejaculates semen.

I was watching midget porn with my wife, the midget was so hot it made me shoot my load.

I woke up this morning with what appears to be semen in my pants, I think I must have had a wet dream, yes, I shot my load whilst I was asleep.

by Rossyboi May 27, 2008

shot my wad

shot my wad} ejaculation, "cumming" gettin off

"dude! we need to find some hookers"; na, I met someone earlyer and shot my wad.

by gearjam October 28, 2007

shot my wad

What you say in the grocery store when you reach the end of the frozen foods aisle.

"They're outta cool whip. I gotta go. I just shot my wad."

by mehinda June 11, 2006

I Shot My Wife

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Guy 1: have any E-Girl anime servers?
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Guy 1: thanks, my life has changed

by JesperYT October 11, 2023

I Got My Sinovac Shot

The slogan printed on a badge, mask, or T-shirt worn by most CCP members, who want to proudly announce to the world that they have faith in their homemade half-baked vaccine, which has yet to be WHO-approved—in the name of vaccine nationalism, no health risks would deter them from being jabbed.

In a number of cities with a significant number of foreigners, outside local hospitals, vaccinated residents are offered a “I Got My Sinovac Shot” sticker for putting their trust in their locally made life-saving product.

by MathPlus March 26, 2021

Thats my kind of shot

flight reacts dumbass saying when’s he watching a nba game and, a nba player does something fancy.

Announcer: “steph curry pulls up from half court and banks it! That’s his 8th in a row!”
Flight: thats my kind of shot. I understand what’s it’s like to be hot since it happens to me all the time

by Nocapith April 11, 2020