Itching my knee

When one masturbates

"I like itching my knee at night."

by lil.jiggle December 12, 2020

Slap my knee

A word used by old people back in the 1900's when something was funny

A very white saying only used by a special white race never exposed to society

'Back in the olden days Jimmy Savile used to really Slap my knee' said Grandfather John

by wiji board October 14, 2018

on my knees to pray

oral sex

he/she rocketed to the moon, soon after i got down on my knees to pray!

she loved it when i got down on my knees to pray!

by michael foolsley July 22, 2012

Geez my knees

When a girl sits with her naked pussy on your knee and rubs her clit against it until she cums.

My girlfriend was feeling horny in public the other night, and was in a skirt so she took off her panties and she geezed my knee. God I love a good geez my knees.

by purelygrace February 24, 2012

WillisMcGehee-Busted-My-Knee

When you smash your knee on anything

Owww i WillisMcGehee-Busted-My-Knee on that table

by Nick54321 March 3, 2008

suck my knee (SMK)

A sexual act performed by two lucky individuals on a middle aged, indian man, with glasses and no personality, whose knees are knobby AF. An up and coming sex position, it promises to make your day beautiful and filthy wet. Forget a wet female part, this is the real fucking deal. Knee sucking is the next big thing, and will fucking rock. So lets fucking get started on SMK.

lets suck knees. you can suck my knee (SMK) first. how do you want me to suck it? lets suck it nice and slow. like old times.

by indianlovers1234567890 November 7, 2012

Squeeze between my Knees

Masturbation. Another one of those long, drawn out and funny ways of saying you masturbated.

Depending on context, it could also be used as term for giving/receiving a handjob.

Guy: "I did the Squeeze between my Knees last night when no one else was home."

by TheFiend138 May 31, 2018