someone has my name

What you say when someone on urban dictionary is posting under the same name as you.

gaan?
floag?
why would i (the real Ka) post things like that?!

by Ka August 17, 2004

What has my life come to?

That thought that runs through your mind as you are vigorously masturbating your micropenis to a weird hentai video or other obscene pornography, while your seven chins shine with all the sweat you have built up, that makes you stop stoking it and weep to yourself while contemplating suicide.

During his 7th j.o. session to incest tentacle hentai, in one day of course, Steve looked down at all his dirty plates, cum tissues, foreclosure notices, and shitty attempts at drawing his "waifu", and thought to himself "What has my life come to?" He then rocked back and forth in his underwear on the floor contemplating death the whole time before crying himself to sleep. Suicide depressed

by Lord Manatee July 19, 2017

only 25% of my viewers has subscribed to my channel

what most famous youtubers say

some famous youtuber : only 25% of my viewers has subscribed to my channel

me : stop please

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR January 27, 2022

you don't know where my life has been

A phrase yelled at the top of one person's lungs to let everybody know that they have been through tough times.

Duder 1: "So tell me this doggy. Why the hell don't you take your pain meds instead of selling them shits on the street? Isn't your neck fucked up from the car accident?"

Duder 2: "Dude I need the money! I've been through so much shit lately. You don't know where my life has been!"

by westfalia February 9, 2010

My ship hath/has sailed

A phrase many shippers use to say that their ship has been confirmed. Oftentimes, a headcannon.

Andrew: My ship hath/has sailed!
Mark: What ship?
Andrew: You know, my headcannon.

by EWild December 18, 2019

Mamma Mia My #### has Fallen to the Russian Black League

You say this when you are on Cocaine.

Well, Mamma Mia My #### has Fallen to the Russian Black League!

by Ibahim December 13, 2024

Ha My

Ha My, a beautiful, funny and honest girl . She's kind and always try to help people who she cares about . You can tell her everything with ease, knowing the fact she won't judge you. At first she could seem a bit emotionless but she's just a fluff ball . She doesn't talk about her feeling, unless it is too much for her to hold inside. The best friend you could ever imagine.

Person 1 : "How would you describe Ha My? You know her the longest."
Me : "She's such a cutie so don't you ever hurt her or i'll kill you."

by shiiinigami January 25, 2022