brown my meat

A horrific term for anal sex.

"Hey baby, will you brown my meat? ;)"

by bigblackjack November 10, 2013

bite my crunchy brown ass

1. What the Ginger Bread Man says on TimeSplitters 3

Ginger Bread Man: Bite my crunchy brown ass!

by TheBlobbyShow October 16, 2007

My Brother Chris Brown

Adjective: An insult meant to perturb those around you. Especially your mother, father, cats, dogs, and lame chimpanzees. It is a sin to be a My Brother Chris Brown and squirrels will find he or she called a My Brother Chris Brown irresistible. Beware of rabid squirrels, however, as they may or may not try to rape the offender. From trees... Or shrubs.

Verb: To run like a duck with chlamydia or sandy bollocks. May or may not include a beach or sandpaper. Always includes duck. Quack...

Adjective: My teachers are being such My Brother Chris Browns. Luckily, I saw a tree of squirrels out back. And a shrub.
Verb: Your sister is My Brother Chris Brown in the backyard landfill.

by Noah Ravenwood May 7, 2018

Brown dog scratching at my door

I have to poop.

At work...
Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"

by Shatrabel June 16, 2010

My fruit has gone brown

To have read the entire internet and instead of becoming smarter, actually running out of ideas.

"My fruit has gone brown," Issy told the news conference.

by Surly Dave April 5, 2011

My name is Cleveland Brown

And I am proud to be

My name is Cleveland Brown And I am proud to be Right back in my hometown

by Lexi the v8ydg8yev8u October 19, 2025

take my browns to the super bowl

Having a heavy, stinky, and urgent bowel movement.

I need to get to the john and fast! I've got to take my browns to the super bowl!!!

by Genuine Nerd September 13, 2011