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Mozambiqued

a close quarter tactical method of killing a target with two shots to the chest and one follow up shot to the head. the technique may also be called a triple tap, or failure to stop drill. the phrase was coined by a rhodesian mercenary named Mike Rousseau while he was serving in Mozambique. Rousseau later relayed a story to a gun enthusiast and author named jeff cooper in which Rousseau was fighting in the airport in the city of Maputo. Upon rounding a corner armed only with a 9mm pistol he encountered a F.R.E.L.I.M.O. fighter armed with an AK-47 he quickly fired two shots into the torso of the target, when the target was not immediately incapacitated he fired a third round which hit the target through the neck and severed his spine.
great Shooting two to the chest one to the head" "yeah They got Mozambiqued real good
by quickdraw407 February 26, 2011
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Muzan

person 1: hey, have you heard of Muzan?
person 2: oh, that demon mtf who killed Michael Jackson and stole his body
person 1: CORRECT
by youreuseless February 4, 2022
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Muzan Kibutsuji

Muzan is an ancient mother fucker but he still manages to look hotter than anyone else in KNY- people gladly get on their knees for him and worship like the god he is. His eyes are so fucking sexy and his combat form is really hot.
“I would gladly ride Muzan Kibutsuji’s thigh in combat form. I DON’T CARE IF MY PUSSY GETS RIPPED APART! If he’s looking for another wife I’d let him do whatever he want to me.”
by Rée rée rey January 9, 2022
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Mukamel syndrome

n. Mukamel syndrome is a severe physical and mental condition characterized by a combination of microphalli (extremely small penis) and and uncontrollable urge to express oneself by excessive farting. Mukamel syndrome patients are usually crafty little motherfuckers who would sodomize their dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among peers. According to one theory, the disease spread via anal intercourse with Iraqi cows (see Mukamel).
Others suggest, that it is spread via the mukaka on infected Hungarian stools.
Mother help, this Mukamel syndrome patient threats to suffocate me by farting. He is spreading mukaka all over the place.
by edipus March 27, 2011
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Mukamel

(1) v. The act of having anal intercourse with a cow, which is termed in Iraq a "moo-camel", that is a moo-making camel.

(2) n. A general name for a crafty little person who would sodomize his dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among his peers.

(3) n. An Iraqi version of mukaka.
(1) I mukamelled that fat cow and had her lick my dirty pecker.

(2) Look at this Mukamel, so proud of winning the title of the best backgammon player in south west Baghdad.

(1) Now clean all the mukamel you left on your Hungarian stool.
by nicky benz March 11, 2011
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Muzaffar

The most mooi guy ever. A heart of gold and has the funniest jokes ever. He is honestly the best human you will ever meet. He brings nothing but joy to your life and inspires you to be a better human.
Having a Muzaffar in your life will truly bless your life.
My life is great cause I have a Muzaffar
by Whispers September 8, 2019
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